Alexandra Harper

Stuck in a daydream. ☁☁☁

[Caitlin @Cafi2k]

My dog after spending all evening under the kitchen table

[Muad’DB Cooper @Mudkipstoat23]

RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.

[PUBLORD @publord]

My 30 year old refrigerator watching all the new ones being cyberattacked. 😂

[pip🫧 @gloww0rms]

Ur blatantly just not me nan

[Alexandra Harper @AHARPER87]

@thesundaysport If the amount of hot air bullocks he talked, fueled my van, I'll be laughing. Unfortunately it doesn't.

[Alexandra Harper @AHARPER87]

@Hayley_SWitness @EmiliaFox I have a telegraph subscription I can gift the article to you

[E @deqersizbihayat]

Tartışmanın sebebini bilmiyorum ama kediden yanayım

[crplaisir🫧 @taddymole91]

A reminder for the girls: living alone in a world built for 2 incomes is actually an insane accomplishment.

[Jay @JhonM888]

* Me acuesto a dormir *
La notificación de Duolingo:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Manager: “You’ve been late 4 times this week. Do you know what that means?”

Me: “Must be Thursday.”

[Alexandra Harper @AHARPER87]

@Takeastepback16 @SuzanneEvans1 I thought there were already laws in place for that? You already can't pass an MOT without a DPF or if your cars fail emissions

[Alexandra Harper @AHARPER87]

@EmmaGascoyne1 @M_Steeples @FrankieDettori I only heard the opposite about her tbh

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

Me riding one of these down a British High Street and getting called robo-nonce by a bunch of raspberry-vape huffing 14-year-olds.

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

An understated virtue of Britain is the space it gives the eccentric, weird and unconventional to simply exist. Sometimes, you’re just a bit odd. And that’s fine. 😃

[Cheeboi @Cheebail]

Whenever i remember this video, i burst out laughing 😂😂

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen