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@MatthewCappucci Taco casa > del taco

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@OUSoonerSteph Elite burger spot

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@ESPNNBA @okcthunder Yeah yeah yeah…back to back finals are cool and all.

but look at that CESSNA back there!

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@SantaDecides can you send some elves to Cookson? I know it’s your off season and we need the labor….

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Beware of Brian, he might fuck around and restore your 1957 Cessna.

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@no_moneysniper @zacademicsRI @big_business_ Idk what to tell ya buddy, I also didn’t say they were illegal or shouldn’t be there…just simply stated the fact immigrants love CA 😂😂😂😂

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@no_moneysniper @zacademicsRI @big_business_ Yeah…I don’t think people here have disproportionally bad credit.

But CA could give houses away and I don’t think people would want to move there…except maybe immigrants, they love CA.

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@no_moneysniper @zacademicsRI @big_business_ Banks loan money everyday

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@seldomseen303 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ Again, the context of talking about NBA teams should’ve made it abundantly clear that’s not even remotely close to what I meant.

But go off king

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@zacademicsRI @seoulkiM58 @big_business_ This is honestly a pretty civil thread for Twitter tbh

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@seldomseen303 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ That we have a better basketball team? Yes that is true

If you’re so stupid that you think “and we’re better at basketball” means that I think the players are from OK…you’re NGMI

Grasp the English language and get back to me.

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Imagine letting yourself fall for rage bait from a guy that got educated in OK.

Those LA guys just take the bait, hook line and sinker 😂😂😂😂

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ladies and gentlemen, this is what it looks like when you are from the state that is ranked 50th in education in the country

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@zacademicsRI @seoulkiM58 @big_business_ It’s a meme, it’s not that deep hahahaha

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@zachlanebryan Don’t worry I’ve tried to see Blink-182 in Columbus like three times and they canceled twice…and I still like them

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@seoulkiM58 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ I’ve seen this before….

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@PaulGracehut1 @bill88028 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ And nah not a lot of strain on the system were actually pretty flush with cash 😂😂😂

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@PaulGracehut1 @bill88028 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ A few folks!? Buddy we have towns of less than 1000 people that have…TWO airports.

I get it, I’d be mad to find out the poor idiots in OK can afford land, airplanes and boats 😂😂😂😂😂

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@PaulGracehut1 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ You’re going to sit there and make fun of people education prowess…while you’re unable to use context to understand a joke.

I don’t think you should be providing any input on education, until you grasp the English language.

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@seldomseen303 @zacademicsRI @big_business_ Not really sure how you drew that conclusion. But alright. 😂