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Lovechild of a Borscht Belt comedian, a “Take Ivy” photo, and a ‘90s mixtape. Ph.D. in sociology from @UofMaryland and boy was that fun. 🍕🥃✡️🏳️‍🌈

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Support the Study and Development of Reparations for Enslavement and Systemic Racism https://t.co/J9nKcLDr0A

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People who wear open-toed sandals on planes: wyd?

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Well, I don’t have a successful career, but I *can* do a mean box step! Thanks to fellow ⁦@HamiltonCollege⁩ alumna ⁦@4evrmalone⁩ for the trip down memory lane. https://t.co/Hb7PMaZ77m

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Another year, another pitch-perfect birthday gift from @Alex_Horwitz, the best big brother in the game.

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That’s my sister from another mister @iamdianametzger speaking on it! #wga #writersstrike #unions #unionyes #solidarityforever @WGAEast @WGAWest

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WHY I'M STRIKING: "A lot of time it does feel like a gig economy... Back in 2014, I was able to have residuals that supported me... You used to be able to make a living as a writer and you really can't..." - Diana Metzger tells Deadline in Washington D.C. today #WritersStrike

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At last, after a lifetime of waiting, someone finally said those three magical little words to me: Costco has mortadella.

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@Alex_Horwitz Hmmm…I don’t remember “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” including “callously dump her as she’s about to board a flight so she doesn’t have time to process or go cry on her friend’s couch as they crush pints of Häagen-Dazs & talk about what an ass you are & how she’s better off now”

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TWO TEENS BLASTING LAST RESORT AS THEY PULL INTO THE PARKING SPOT NEXT TO ME: Sorry!

ME: That’s okay. Is Papa Roach popular again?

THEM: No, we’re just really cool.

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Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you became.

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Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel like you became.

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Name 4 favorite films with a one-word title.

[Alex Horwitz @Alex_Horwitz]

Name 4 favorite films with a one word title.

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.@Had_Oscar_Buzz @chrisvfeil @joereid when are we getting an ammonite episode i need sapphic content

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@IBJIYONGI @jduffyrice One point oh, real ones know.

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@Chris_Grosse

[Diane Ravitch 🇺🇸🇺🇦📚🌈🗽🌹🇨🇱❤️ @DianeRavitch]

The best choice is your local public school. It welcomes everyone. It unifies community. It is the glue of democracy.

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@NancyAFrench @boichikbagels for sure

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@RStomel @hey_alma +1

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Griffin Dunne directed Practical Magic??!?!?!!!?!

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@mckinneykelsey

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@locknesss456 @Shapslik @WaterlsScary 3 tons of ‘em