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the phillies.

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it's that one time a year we promote the patreon!

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@RoadToSix @JalenHurts 3 likes.

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@MattGelb 14-5 in one run games. Tyler Goeddel is smiling somewhere.

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

Not to be lost amid all of the history: The Phillies are three games over .500 for the first time this season. They are now 14-5 in one-run games.

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@KCnBsRecap @krazies21 @ZACHilker @CallCJUp @MJ_Melendezz "@ pastasbrbiegurl

Makes me want to throw up knowing that's the only other Bruins/Royals fan on here ik of. Downright creepy account"

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he's so polite.

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

Cristopher Sánchez's scoreless inning streak ends at 50.2 innings. No. 5 all-time in MLB history.

Scott Franzke and Kevin Stocker on the call:

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Phillies win. Jhoan Duran remains perfect. because he is perfect.

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boing.

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Kyle.

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Kyle Schwarber homers tonight to honor Nick Castellanos.

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a corpse hit a homer.

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"time to start another one."

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we love you Cristopher Sánchez.

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50.2 scoreless innings is just crazy.

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one (1) whole run. the phillies are generous gods.

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holy shit Adolis García did something.

[Chronic back pain hater #saveaidanmiller @notaidanmiller]

This is how Alec Bohm looks at the worms right in front of home plate before he grounds into the most devastating double play

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NOW SCORE RUNS YOU BOZOS

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just wild stat after wild stat. insane.

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just wild stat after wild stat. insane.

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@moobloomstan hell yeah

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my team is getting carved up by Walker Buehler and they are showing this on the broadcast.