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the phillies.

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it's that one time a year we promote the patreon!

for $5 a month you get a lot more of us. if that's something you're into: https://t.co/3S4PGMUf77

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@MHIIisKing @FuentesEnjoyer_ hey, how come I never heard from you in 2022/2023? acct created in 2018, didn't have shit to say before now?

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@FuentesEnjoyer_ I'm just talking shit, man. gg.

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@PanasonicDX4500 lockout. it's fine. braves get dog walked by the dodgers.

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@SubwayTJ

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@DanStu_1 you're so brave. even if we agree on this, fuck you buddy.

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@FuentesEnjoyer_ yeah you've there twice, I was there. gg to the braves. I'm obviously salty. but I hope you realize why I think you are 12.

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@that7foot2guy I am not here to comfort you. what the fuck are you even on about.

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me before the series: can't believe they got in, house money.

me before this game: hilarious they even forced a game 3, house money.

me now: this is the worst phillies team I have ever had to endure that had any semblance of expectations.

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@scheminx appreciate you, but I don't need protecting. I'm being attacked by children and incels.

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@RileyDaGoat_ an "enthusiast" account. you probably talk shit on _isKing and Muse accounts.

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@bigjoe93 *pumping his sister from behind* "we're good over here."

[Release MLB The Show + EA NHL on PC @CptGigglebox]

@ah_pod Reminder that the Atlanta hockey team is now in......Winnipeg Canada. Lol. Lmao even

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@OlsonIsKing so spell it out now then pussy. you won't get suspended. this app allows it.

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@ah_pod And Netanyahu’s cuck

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@OlsonIsKing can't even spell it out you fucking little bitch

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@MaxeyForThree I was pissed and said unreasonable shit. I'm really happy for you that you can deal with this shit without doing the same.

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if any Phillie from this era goes into the HOF with a Phillies hat on I am going to Cooperstown and desecrating it.

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@FuentesEnjoyer_ the way you are speaking, I would hope you are 12 for your own sake.

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@topgoyboy23 you're a bitch with low expectations.

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@cree8_ just like you'll probably feed your small dick to your sister tonight.

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@FuentesEnjoyer_ the one time I click "probable spam" and it's a 12 year old braves fan.

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@MaxeyForThree lol