Hannah Penn

Writer of plays, comedy and passive aggressive emails. RADA. She/Her.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Yesterday I caught myself considering getting a fringe and now I’m scared I’ll start doing coke or making other equally terrible decisions.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Male feminists will explain to you that shaving your pubes is giving in to the pressure of pedophilic beauty standards and then literally shave their face

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

If you think your NYE was a bit sad remember that I saw a guy in the park who was literally on a run at midnight.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Well, what do I do now? @RishiSunak

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Do people who say that bisexuals are lucky because they have more options really think there are more women who want to date me than there are homophobic men?

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Just ended a set with a joke about men giving unsolicited comedy advice just to 30 minutes later receive some unsolicited advice from another act. Wild.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Do I want a boyfriend or do I just want someone to send Secret London articles to?

[Adam Johnson @AdamAndTheGang]

Why does @thetrainline not have a customer support number/chat for continental Europe? An email form is too slow to deal with issues customers have

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

That’s me!

[HOT GAYS @HotGaysComedy]

Tonight we have some fantastic bum fun on the bill! Get on down to the Outhouse at 22:50 to see the fittest funny people on the planet!
@AidenBex @martinjdixon @AHannahPenn @gar_edward and @TheGreatTwatsby
#hotgays #standupcomedy #edfringe2019 #makeyourfringe #pbhfreefringe

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Last night my improv show @PilotImprov did a split hour with a middle aged man performing a ceremony which involved him clicking and humming into a microphone about his divorce at midnight and if that’s not the most #edfringe thing ever idk what is.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Had the best time performing at the Big Gay @GABcomedy Night tonight. Always great to be reminded of how genuinely funny people who aren’t straight white men are.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Children are wild. A six year old just asked me if I had the same bed as her.

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

@caitlinpwll Absolute queen. So proud of you! ❤️

[caitlin powell @acaitlinpowell]

blokes. we talk after u say bye. like ‘did he enforce a front hug when u went for a side? did he do the back-slap so it’d seem friendly? did he do the slide down to ur arse and grab ur waist?’ trust me we get witnesses, corroborate data. do that shit and ur name is in a damn file

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

@petrukpls @ me next time?

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I just ended an improv show by telling the audience “thank you for your attention” and it might be the most honest thing I’ve ever said on stage

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

Ladies if he
-keeps you warm at night
-but occasionally needs repressurising
He’s not your boyfriend he’s your boiler and there’s some very comprehensible tutorials on youtube

[Hannah Penn @AHannahPenn]

I just single handedly fixed a boiler and I think I finally know where men get all their confidence from