Eliza Mishler

eliza | i change my name and profile pic religiously

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@dallascowboys we’ve got a little rookie on the way 💙

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary gay

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@elonmusk I truly believe it’s my destiny to win the lottery. I’ll let you know when I do ✨

[Brendan Robertson @theBAR13]

Hey everybody my dear friend Jaishon Montgomery is missing. Hasn't been seen in over 5 days by friends or family. The police are looking for leads into where he may have gone, or where he is and I'm asking for everyone who cares about to share this link https://t.co/z1OgM7eWY0

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@G0ldenRubb3rs Imagine being so boring you have to put others down for their interesting taste. 😒

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@G0ldenRubb3rs I have such a sweet man now that sees when I’m angry it’s just me saying “you f’ed up” and not some racist excuse that says it’s because of my filipino side.

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

People put “etc” cuz they can’t spell et cedarra

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@theBAR13 Going in blind cuz I just wanna fuck around tbh

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

Game tutorials are for pussies

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@theBAR13 @tacobell @tacobell look at this man’s dedication

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@theBAR13 @tacobell Almost at 500 and @tacobell gave doja her pizza after one tweet

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@theBAR13 Aw honey 🥺❤️✨

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

It’s taking forever for my damn hair to grow 🥲

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@ghostwoof Yallah come here habibi 😏

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@theBAR13 @tacobell I’m so proud of you

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

I keep forgetting I’m 24 now

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

Happy 2023 bitches

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

@idinamenzel @MichaelBuble as someone who can actually tolerate Christmas music, I especially can’t stand your version of “Baby, it’s cold outside.” Do better you breathy pseudo sensual fucks.

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

In a sea of red, how did the thumb win?? #Pennsylvania

[Eliza Mishler @AHappyLilGhost]

I want to cut my hair really short but fear people will realize I am ugly