Roosif Dracula McDoosif

My name's Roosif and a fun fact about me is I can do a front flip and a back flip at the same time! 🦧

[H3 GIFS @H3Gifs]

i am rectangular

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

@donnadoutsk Hi Donna! I’m curious, how do you fix a butterfly wing? You’re a butterfly goddess 💖🦋👑

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

Remember when the "That Was Easy" button was funny??? Like why???

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

I love Kacey Musgraves. Always have. Always Will. That is All.

[david @david_2ooo]

that one couple waiting in line at six flags

[softness daily ✨ @SoftnessDaily]

pumpkin build a bear 🎀

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Spirited Away (2001).

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

hunger games training:

[ᅠ @artindetails]

dreamy place.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

I AM 6’4 AND 10 LBS HEAVIER THAN TRUMP IN THIS PHOTO ACCORDING TO TRUMPS FULTON COUNTY WEIGHT AND HEIGHT LMAO

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

😭😭

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

What would happen if you played My Humps in the Salem witch trials era??

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

My stomach be rumbling from holding in farts all day and I'll be like "oops, tummy is mad at me for not eatin lunch!"

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

@sinnoh_CEO

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

walking around my apartment, blasting music while dancing, letting my birds just think I have an incredible super power to conjure ambience out of thin air

[Roosif Dracula McDoosif @AHoy28]

I’d like to date just so I have someone to play minecraft with 🥲

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

“So first you check serum osmolality to see if it is true hyponatremia, then you need to see if ADH is on or off by looking at the urine osmolality, and the urine sodium will next tell you the intravascular volume status.”