Andrew Jay

Actuary who couldn’t sit behind a desk. #fifdom

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@musepwt Ive done physical labor for more than two decades and I know precisely 0 people who have gotten Nazi tattoos, and the guys I know who have other similarities with Platner I wouldn’t put in charge of taking a lunch order much less send them to Congress.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@marknorm Dating site for hoes looking to settle down with a traditional Christian husband: Thots and Prayers.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

The price of lumber went through the roof after Covid. The kkk can’t just be burning crosses out of their own pockets.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: DOJ alleges the Southern Poverty Law Center reimbursed KKK members for cross-burnings using donor money.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@elonmusk “Within minutes”????? How many?

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@NUCLRGOLF Depends what you’re playing? Stroke play, absolutely not? Match play, maybe depending what I carded or am laying…

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

If Kyle Busch died after crashing in a racing simulator they should probably turn down the realism settings before the next guy uses it.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@NUCLRGOLF If they’re on pace then tough shit, either slow your own pace or just skip a hole if the course is open enough that they won’t catch up to you. If they’re behind pace call the club house and have a marshall talk to them.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@SteaknShake @BarstoolBigCat 👀

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@BarstoolBigCat Phenomenal melt

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

Literally says “I’m gonna keep my opinions about it to myself” and then 30 seconds later proceeds to give her opinions of it… Just stop talking. Say that and then just stop talking. Thats all you have to do.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Nikki Glaser says "racist" jokes at Kevin Hart Roast felt forced 😬

Video: https://t.co/abSG9oNFFM

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@DocLanceP @BridgetPhetasy “The base” being that district in Kentucky that went +25 for Trump? Lol. I’m sure opposing Trump’s biggest policy plays is exactly what they sent him to the hosue to do.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@KyleKulinski You so desperately want it to be true that you can’t bother to click through and read “parody account”

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@AlHendiify Martha’s Vineyard has a huge turkey population and still has a massive tick/lyme problem. Idk if more things eating ticks is a viable solution.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

The weather app on the new iPhone is gonna be crazy.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

Damn, @Shanemgillis is all over netflix

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@levfercomedy Yeah right, like you’d skip a free dinner?

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@ShawnRyan762 Good news!! He’s got more time for grifting now that he’ll be unemployed. I’m sure you two will spew some marvelous pandering bullshit. Who needs dignity or morality when you’ve got checks to cash.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@FmrRepMTG Your demise? You quit, dummy.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@JamieSlonis There’s muni course supers in S/E PA who think the pin placements at Aronimink were too easy.

[Andrew Jay @AHuber2]

@MidwestGolfJake Honestly, “the guy who’s doing the things we want players to have to do in order to win won …so we need to implement a rollback” is a weird argument for them to make.