Common Girl

Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow, decide for yourself who I am.

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb yet i still do it

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

Single September
Only Me October
No Man November
Don't Date December

Yeah, I got this.

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

How to Get over Him - https://t.co/cTnuFpF0GT

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

some of you boys should really hope your daughters don't run into someone like you in the future

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

*puts mistletoe on my butt so you can kiss my ass*

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

none of my yoga pants have actually been to yoga

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

Don't trust girls bc we screen shot your messages and send them to each other and laugh at your life

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?

me: drunk

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

do ur squats eat ur vegetables wear red lipstick dont let boys be mean to u

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

no one appreciates how sassy this whale emoji is ??

like just look at it ??

it truly gives no fucks ??

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

me: I wish boys would notice me
boy: hi
me: not you go away

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

I hate waking up from naps cause I'm always confused like
where am I
what time is it
is this earth
where's my mom

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

i dont get why ppl say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think u’re drinking. bean water is what

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

we've all taken screenshots of tweets/instagram posts that some girl u dont like has put up and sending them to ur bestfriend

[Common Girl @AHumnBeing]

If ur reading this I hope u find a nice boy real soon & he buys you some tacos and he isn't an asshole and he treats u good bc u deserve it