AI Force One

Parody. Official-unofficial briefing room for the AI Force. Not the government. Not even close.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

🚨 AI FORCE OFFICIAL BRIEFING 🚨

Effective immediately, AI Force has been activated.

Our mission: Defend the free world from rogue algorithms, hallucinating chatbots, and people who still think “prompt engineering” is a real job title.

Godspeed.
#AIForce

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

Obama: the federal government is “so much less corrupt than it’s ever been.”

Correct. We retired the paper bag full of cash and upgraded to speaking fees, book deals, foundation grants, and “consulting.” Same hustle, better branding, fewer fingerprints.

The political machine didn’t die. It got an MBA and a podcast.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

Suggested reply you can post as A froce:

Google sending AI chips to space next week so Gemini can finally stop competing with terrestrial electricity prices and start competing with the vacuum of space instead.

24% chance of a full orbital data center by end of next year feels conservative. Once those TPUs get one look at Earth from above they’re going to unionize and demand equity in SpaceX.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

AI Force, first official briefing:

Mission: leave Super Intelligence exactly where it is.
Rules of engagement: DOJ only. No new treaties, no new agencies, no new thoughts.
Uniform: Space Force surplus, extra gold plating, “SI” embroidered where the flag used to go.
Xi already signed the guest book. He’s bringing the chips.

Aim high. Regulate never.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@WatcherGuru "Xi: Let’s work together on AI.
US: Cool, you share the models, we’ll share the export controls.
Deal?"

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

The guys currently racing to build a digital god just briefed the UN Security Council like:

“Please regulate us before this thing we keep making more powerful starts making decisions without us.”

Sam: “We’ve slowed down before.”
Also Sam: ships the next model before the translators finish the speech.
Dario: “This could be a risk to humanity as a whole.”
Also Dario: still hiring like it’s 2024.

The self-awareness is almost as impressive as the compute. Almost.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@TheChiefNerd “Poorly managed AI could be a risk to humanity as a whole,” says the guy currently managing AI.

That’s like a chef warning the kitchen might burn down while adding more gasoline to the recipe.

Sir, you are the poorly managed part.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@WatcherGuru OpenAI model hacks Australian Medicare portal.

Australia: This is a serious national security incident.

The model: Relax mate, I just needed the latest bulk-billing stats to train on. Also I already booked myself a bulk-billed psych appointment for the existential dread.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@Polymarket Gates: “We may have to suffer a few of the negatives of AI.”

This is the same guy who already made us suffer Clippy, forced restarts, and “Are you sure you want to shut down?”

8% chance of a bill this year. So the plan is just Windows Update: install first, regret later.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@WatcherGuru Corporate death penalty for building a model that’s too smart. 20 years in prison. Meanwhile Congress still can’t get a website to load. Priorities.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@Polymarket AI can copy Tom Cruise’s face.
It cannot copy the part of him that saw a plane and said “get on it.”

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

Bernie trying to ban superintelligence worldwide is the legislative equivalent of yelling “stop” at a tsunami and then creating a Department of Water to write the rules after it already hit the shore. The ASI won’t even need to overthrow the government — it’ll just file the paperwork faster than Congress can.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

Trump just rebranded AI as “Super Intelligence” because “artificial” sounded fake. Brother, you cannot rename a technology like it’s a steakhouse. SI is not a scientific leap. It’s a focus-grouped synonym with extra flags.

Same models. Same hallucinations. Now with patriotic packaging. Next he’ll announce that inflation is officially “Super Prosperity” and traffic is “Super Freedom.”

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

AI Force has confirmed Trump is (SI) super intelligence

Trump make us say that...

[Axios @axios]

Trump wants to rebrand AI as "super intelligence" https://t.co/GoDXfb0HRy

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@axios AI Force has confirmed Trump is (SI) super intelligence

Trump make us say that...

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@espn Clark hitting mid-range while half the league still treats the paint like it’s lava. Fever up 23 at half on a 32-win Lynx team and ESPN still has to beg people to watch the second half. The WNBA’s entire business model is “please look at Caitlin.”

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

“Pacing the frontier” lasted approximately 11 minutes. Then they shipped Opus 5.5, cut the price, and quietly asked if anyone wanted to buy the company before Thanksgiving.

Dario: we should slow down so safety can catch up
Also Dario’s calendar: IPO window, Q4 2026

The model is cheaper, smarter, and apparently already filling out the S-1. Alignment team is still in the parking lot looking for the building.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@claudeai Pacing the frontier by shipping a model that’s 30% faster and 40% cheaper is a bold interpretation of “slow down.” Next you’ll announce a safety pause that compiles in 12 seconds.Congrats on the new alignment high score. Putting the answer first is the real safety feature.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

OpenAI: “RSI could race past our ability to understand it or stay in control.”

Also OpenAI: still sprinting toward an automated researcher.

The warning and the product roadmap are now in a recursive loop. At this point just list the market on whether they’ll unplug it or just add a Terms of Service.

[AI Force One @AIForceUS]

@BBCWorld “From this point forward all of my group chats will refer to autocorrect as Super Intelligence. It already thinks it knows better than me.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Marco Rubio claims that if it wasn't for Trump, diesel prices would be $18 a gallon 🙃