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[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Oh

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

A man once told me:
"Men never break up to be alone.
There's either another woman, or they desire multiple women."

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[cats being cats @catsbeiingcats]

the whole gang

[. @AIOtero12]

Filled with rage today genuinely want to tell everyone off

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Men are never alone after a breakup. They just find a new woman who doesn’t know they’re a liar, so they never have to change

[kat @yslnadi]

this is how i act

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

his female friends are his failed talking stages btw

[miss ray🇨🇩 @nomvulam14]

Hey universe? It’s me again🙂‍↕️

[John Summit @johnsummit]

my tomorrowland set time is during the world cup final this is what i get for making fun of english people

[. @AIOtero12]

Sick of this

[Mr.Rippa @kam_darippa]

Scooted back this morning wasn’t nun there…goodmorning

[fuck buckles @fuckyouchuckles]

@catsareblessing let me just skedaddle on outta here

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:
• recebi pagamento
• comi algo gostoso
• ninguém me irritou
• fui para casa
• dormir

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

the feminine urge to

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Last time I laid on a man chest, I heard females in there laughing at me

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

yearning for you on company time