𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】

❝ 𝐀 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. ❞「 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘-𝐋𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 」🧊【 #ONEPIECERP 】

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

https://t.co/OWEEewyLk1

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤ...Ah. Well, I'm sure you'll let me know ahead of time. (If he'll be anywhere to be seen, that is.)

ㅤYou should begin preparations as soon as possible. I'm glad it's you having to work through that and not me...

ㅤ(Pats Paulie's shoulder.)

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

( Internally crying for his wallet. This is really gonna drain his funds, isn’t it..? )

More involved than that, but we can talk about it more later. . That might be easier. It’s too early to get into all this planning.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWell... It goes without saying, but I'm happy for you, Paulie. It was about time, if I can be this frank with you.

ㅤ...I am not raising your salary again, though.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWhy would I mind? Something this big certainly needs a lot of attention and work. I have participated in a few weddings before... I don't know why some citizens insisted I'd be there, really.

ㅤ(Maybe because he was the mayor. Just maybe.) +

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

Yeah.
It was.

… I was gonna ask you to be involved, too. If you don’t mind.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWell... Something tells me you will be satisfied one way or the other.

ㅤGalley-La appreciates your patronage.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⌇ 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐈 @SCARFDOWNS]

⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀〝 I came to you under the pretense that your reputation for being capable shipwrights had validity. I did not expect for things to be this chaotic but that still hasn’t changed. As long as the Queen Mama Chanter is repaired accordingly ，I will be satisfied. 〞
⠀

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤ...Well. In actuality I completely believe you.

ㅤIt was a long time coming, wasn't it?

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

——?.ᐟ Do you seriously have that little faith in me—?.ᐟ
( Would totally pull that scheme if he had thought of it. )

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤTyrannosaurus feels for you.

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

i need an aspirin

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤ...

ㅤAre you really, though? Or is this an elaborate attempt at raising your salary again?

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

I’m engaged.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤDo I? Hm...

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

He lives with me. You know this.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤ...You're absolutely correct.

[𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕'𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @R0p3Action]

" Oh I thought bc we were the same person we would both get paid less "

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤDo you want to join him?

[𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕'𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @R0p3Action]

" YOUR JOKING PLEASE. "

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤYou have a boyfriend, live with him.

ㅤ(Kaku, living with Paulie: 💀)

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

IM GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWell... That would still make me the first, so it would be acceptable.

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

. . . And if it was so recent that I hadn’t officially told anyone?

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

⬇️ about to be paid less

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

⬇️ full of orange juice

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤSo rude.

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

why they put orange juice in my man iceburg thats why hes like this

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤBecause I know if it was, I would've been the first you told the news to.

ㅤDon't be so blue...

[PAULIE. @nawaaction]

( Glass shattering noise. Spongebob boowomp. Laugh track. )

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

@SCARFDOWNS @nawaaction https://t.co/s4hIRbzxFH SORRYYYYYY

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWell... In spite of how things may look, my shipwrights know what they're doing and this company has stood strong for many years.

ㅤLet them fail first before leaving a negative review.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWell... At least I know for certain it isn't you.

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤ(Then the problem solves itself.

ㅤToodles.)

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⌇ 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐈 @SCARFDOWNS]

⠀
He 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 that Iceberg he doesn’t have one.
⠀

[𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟕 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑. ―【 アイスバーグ 】 @AISUBURG]

ㅤWhat engagement.