Austin 🇺🇸

Husband of the most wonderful woman on earth, WWE fan, cat dad, office manager, mac and cheese enthusiast. Boneless wings ≠ chicken nuggets. I hate Rudy Gobert.

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Hey @richardcarlbom @MinnesotaDFL. Why were you trying to whip votes to have Kaytie Kamphoff not seated at the convention? Activists for good causes are what built this party and it has felt very gross since @kenmartin73 left. Don’t forget your roots.

[taylr @taylr]

53 percent for zack filipovich on the first ballot

second ballot for state auditor is coming

dan wolgamott was dropped after receiving only 3% of DFL votes

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

I remember some pulling this same stunt at the SD 43 convention. Just ridiculous.

[taylr @taylr]

a delegate is yelling that the blinking light sticks the amy klobuchar campaign is handing out at the DFL convention are a seizure risk

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

In the spirit of candidate filing day, I am proud to announce that I am running for nothing.

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

@mbrodkorb @jpkolb @bloisolson You’re a man of culture, trying this tonight thank you

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Calling @jpkolb @bloisolson and @mbrodkorb for trusted opinions.

Best mac and cheese in Minnesota?

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

@jpkolb @bloisolson @mbrodkorb Who hurt you?

[taylr @taylr]

in the terroristic threats latonya reeves reported nick kruse making against her, MPD did not find that "the threats perceived by the victim rise to a level that would justify further investigation" and closed the case, noting an actual threat was not even posted by kruse 2/2

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Red Lobster the Unlimited?”

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Richard Carlbom is no Ken Martin.

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Man, I should not have watched @KILLTONY mania. Going to always remember that @GlennJacobsTN whenever I see Kane, really ruins the character for me. Glenn, Minnesota is a lot more complex than you think and we are proud of our Somali community here. Few bad apples ≠ bad bunch

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

The buffering on #disneyplus #espn is so bad. I have had to restart the livestream in my TV 5 times in less than 15 minutes. Definitely going to be looking for a refund if this doesn’t clear up soon, embarrassing to charge for this kind of service. #wrestlemania

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Wild maneuver.

[Josh Anderson @JoshAndersonMN]

State Rep. Chris Swedzinski after being nominated and seconded gives a speech refusing to stand for endorsment. He will not be running for re-election. #MnLeg

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have done the funniest thing ever:

cc: @jpkolb

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[after showing Homer “The Odyssey”]
me: so, what’d you think?

homer: did you enslave their souls to enlarge those men and trap them within the screen for our amusement?

me: *sigh* homer. I can’t keep explai—you know what sure, yes. I took their souls.

[Austin 🇺🇸 @AJBerger17]

I can forgive budging in line going from 394 E. to 94 E., but using the Portland Avenue exit to budge on 62 E should be a capital crime

[Blue @BlueBadger2600]

Positions ICE has taken:

- We can enter your home without a warrant
- You must carry your papers at all times
- But we can ignore them and only our scanner matters
- We can detain you anywhere, no matter your age, situation or status
- Indefinitely with no access to a lawyer
- And basically no right to a day in court
- We can send you to a third world prison if we choose
- But we can’t bring you back if we made a mistake
- And if you interfere with any of this we can shoot you because you are a terrorist

How is this not a recipe for totalitarianism?

[Michael Brodkorb @mbrodkorb]

It is reasonable to question the validity and accuracy of statements released from the White House and DHS, especially after the White House published a doctored photo of Nekima Levy Armstrong. Question everything. Proceed with caution.