Jerome A. Rose

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/VB2QG9tE0B I have no beef with vegetarians.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/eqlqfWKYPi I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people. http://t.co/4SUOdsPmhN

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/pxcRR0nbfG When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear* http://t.co/uSHUXo9NxH

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/rZ1dE6KOp4 So much rosemary. So little thyme.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday. http://t.co/6ETzOywH7c

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/i0BjFN1F4r Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy. http://t.co/7z5XuAk01h

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/n5vZPFMQuh Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/wEE9UgWMcn I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/GAEVWYqOrC

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/cbq3CX1otK

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/r9Zp9SUNjK

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/uOTREoYQy5 Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/Xqwglo0Ute

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/jwGPqBdFaq No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/9MBnODtcyx Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/fB1NtQD4Q0

[Jerome A. Rose @AJChaotic1]

http://t.co/f4eC9UZFTx "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession