Annie

She/her. Private figure. Constantly seeking validation.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

A sad thing about being a woman is that every time I get off the train at 3am and pop in my ear buds, I have to think, “Is this a song I would be ok getting murdered while I listen to?”

[Annie @AJMoretto]

@jzux Girl it’s a half hour

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Would pay instagram for a feature that allows me to turn off auto-play on sound for videos. I’m sick of being assaulted by recipe videos and their poppy music when I’m trying to listen to murder podcasts on the train at 11pm.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Shiva Baby truly giving Succession levels of anxiety.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Disgusted to think that Bo Burnham was 29 when he was making “Inside” and here I sit at 29 watching “Inside” for the sixth time without any intention of adding my own contribution to the Zeitgeist.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Is it just me, or is Trent Crimm (The Independent) just a little bit sexy??

[Annie @AJMoretto]

My bf is quarantining in our guest bedroom and I have to leave his meals outside the door. Every time he slinks out with a mask on I can't help but think that this is the Clarice Starling/Hannibal Lecter role play I never asked for.

[defne gencler @omgitsdef]

Well, at least we can say the vaccine was a light in the middle of the tunnel

[Annie @AJMoretto]

I am so glad that my Nana and I are going through our K-Drama phase at the same time

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Re-watching The Jinx and realizing that it’s basically season 9 of Succession.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Me at Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon: I should buy dates to crave those sweet tooth cravings I have sometime (;

Me at home on a Friday night, stoned as hell: WHY IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Raise your hand if you learned the word “erroneous” from the film Chicago (2002)

[Annie @AJMoretto]

My boyfriend just asked is Tupac Taikwondoe directed the movie we’re watching. He’s talking about Taika Waititi.

[Annie @AJMoretto]

James Lunch

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

HOLLYWOOD: can I have a very good paying job, please? (Available 2-4 hours per day, 3 days per week max.)

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Why am I crying listening to a podcast about the Great British Bake Off? Why am I like this?

[Annie @AJMoretto]

I honestly can’t believe that Barbara wasn’t in the series finale of The Nanny

[Annie @AJMoretto]

Me watching myself eat cold pizza for the second day in a row 👀

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