Hey @MarkJCarney and @Dave_Eby! So you clowns can find ONE BILLION DOLLARS in TAXPAYER MONEY for a bunch of rich grown men to kick a ball around for a few weeks but you can’t find $10M to invest in children with disabilities? You can both go to hell.
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CNN’s @KFILE reveals the man leading the hantavirus response in the U.S. is a specialist in penile implants with little public health experience and hosted a podcast called “Erection Connection.”
This is GLORIOUS
David Letterman & Stephen Colbert on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre bringing back the classic @Letterman routine one last time
This is how you go out, @StephenAtHome! 😂
And may @CBS implode literally the same way without you
Choose AJ or Mira, give the wheel a spin, and if it lands on your choice, you could be kick‑starting your day with money in your pocket.
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No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
I’m a born and bred @EdmontonOilers fan, so disliking the Flames is as natural to me as breathing. But this is top class, outstanding job Dustin Wolf and the @NHLFlames!
YES! Hey @Yankees fans, one day I will tell you about The Curse I put on your team back in 2010. Anybody remember the last time they won the World Series? Yeah… that’s right. You think the @Cubs 108 year long dry spell was long? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! 😂