𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼

Fueled by humor, sarcasm, & inappropriate thoughts since 1983.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

The AJQ Hot Mess Express Tour: Unemployed Edition rolls along. Catch you on the next stop!
📍Pittsburgh 4/2-5 ✔️
📍Ft Mill/Charlotte 5/28-31 ✔️
📍Orlando 6/4-8 ✔️
📍Savannah 6/12-15 ✔️
📍St Petersburg 6/27-29
📍Tampa 7/9-13
📍Tallahassee “the Return” TBA

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GEM OF A WIN IN EMERALD CITY!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Great start for the #USMNT!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Will I miss Tampa? Of course. Will I miss the fake ass flaky people? Hell no.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

What an insane save (x2) by the Mexico goalie!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Korean goalkeeper with a mistake and Mexico takes advantage. Wow. #FifaWorlCup2026

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Korean goalkeeper with a mistake and Mexico takes advantage. Wow. #FifaWorlCup2026

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

The person who gave me my last two careers is once again asking me if I’m interested in a career out west with another company. Yeah, I’ll pass this time.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

In the past 25 days, the amount of miles I have driven between Tampa-West Palm-Charlotte-Orlando-Savannah is equivalent to driving from Miami to Seattle one way. 3,400 miles and counting so far on the road. Holy hell!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Knicks championship ticker tape parade looks awesome. Enjoy NYC!!!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

I’m hiring movers next time. This sucks!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mike Myers says ‘AUSTIN POWERS 4’ is going to happen.

(Source: trevornoah/IG)

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Anotha one! Whata is the best!

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

I’m not even being dramatic, this was the best dining experience of my entire life.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Packing this U haul this morning is going to be a bitch. Ugh, I hate moving.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

@FreddyLA7 knows what’s up! Love me some @Whataburger!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

First meal of the day at 6 PM. Also the weather is still pretty bad here, so we haven’t really been able to make the most of our time in Galveston. Really wanted to swim in the ocean here. Hopefully it gets better soon.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Knicks finally won a title since 1973. Dolphins you are on the clock. I would like to see them win a Super Bowl in my lifetime.

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Savannah, it’s been real. Till next time… ✌️

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Two days in Savannah so far and I have not sweated this much in my life…and I’m from Florida! 🥵

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Tonight was one of those nights where I go….what the fuck just happened?!

[𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕼 @AJQ83]

Congrats to the New York Knickerbockers! NBA Champs!