Alan Jensen-Sellers

Father, Arborist, Human

[Alan Jensen-Sellers @AJSBCMA]

@realDonaldTrump You look good shaved and roasted with orange sauce Donald (duck)

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@CortlandAlumni It’s funny, I just happened across this trying to figure more about that piece. I was up visiting my Father’s work “Four Squares” and I was trying to find a title plaque to that piece, with no luck, so 7 years later this tweet helped me out!

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@whyyradiotimes to follow up my comments, I also say that because many children with autism have communication challenges, you may have no way of knowing if they are sick, until symptoms become very pronounced, and in that situation an unvaccinated child is at even greater risk.

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@1a quick hint to men: if a woman says “do you want to do x?” It is an order, not a question.

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@whyyradiotimes my call wasn’t too clear so to clarify I’m begging gardeners, nurseries, and retailers to stop growing and selling callery pear, winged euonymus, and Japanese privet, my three most hated plants

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@HungryPests @USDA_APHIS

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@StateImpactPA great interview about the spotted lantern fly with David Paar of @ArborEssencePHC to drive the point home here’s a video of an infestation in an alianthus I took on Monday

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

This account should not have to exist & we are sorry for any problems we are causing our colleagues. But we didn't start this. #resist

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Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now https://t.co/lSJCLF8aZl via @theonion

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https://t.co/dYawRJ37TA

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Florida Man Now Running the Country, I Guess

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Finally, some good news

[Maya Angelou @DrMayaAngelou]

"You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

After 146 yrs, Ringling Bros will close "Greatest Show on Earth." That title now goes to the daily shitshow coming from the President-elect.

[Teri Jensen-Sellers @CactuscowgirlT]

People Across The U.S. Are Raising Money For Girls To See 'Hidden Figures' https://t.co/cWGdD4xEUI

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@CactuscowgirlT welcome!

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Bucket trucks and cranes are not the same, people! https://t.co/TWF3HmluqX

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Bucket overturns ejecting the man then falling on him in PA http://t.co/vvYttXEjGE

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@ConsulArborists I don't know if I'd strap a staircase to a tree with that much root decay...

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@whyyradiotimes @zeynepton @MITSloan what about universities using mostly part time faculty? Poor pay, no benefits, "bad job" model?

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@whyy what's going on with your signal? Terrible interference all up and down the rte 100/202 corridor last several days. Unlistenable.