Andrew Young *parody*

2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year

[Andrew Young *parody* @AJYoung3]

@Tonysmarkettips @Cesar_Cantu @Teege_3 You claim to be a journalist and yet you don’t understand that concept? Most people already found you abhorrent after the release but now you’ve proven to be ignorant of your own space.

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@PardonMyMeme Gibby

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“Your boyfriend is cuter than you are”
- Cards fan to a Cubs fan

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The time between leaving the airport bar and being served on the plane is eerily similar to a long Uber ride from one bar to another and I’m not about either

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Food tastes different depending on the type, size, and material of utensil you use

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@jbolger1 Probably just still drunk from the night before. Classic mix up

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@El_Foxtrot @barstoolcarl Closed the Champaign location which is a catastrophe on par with the current NFL’s roughing the passer but 30 S. Wabash and @El_Foxtrot and I are there when you’re ready

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This is a joke right..? My bar for Skip is below ground but he can’t be serious on this one

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Kevin Durant did not look like KEVIN DURANT vs France. I did not love it when our entire Olympic team derisively sang Happy Birthday to him - even though it wasn't his birthday. He obviously didn't love it, either. Maybe today was his way of singing Happy Birthday back.

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A group of elderly people casually roller skating in unison is the smoothest thing you will ever see

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1. “We will see you tomorrow night”
2. “Blocked by James”
3. “Williams to tie it with a 3”
4. “Bang!” (pick one)
5. this is hard… “The Cubs win the World Series”

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

What are 5 sports highlights you watch over and over again?

1) David Tyree Catch
2) Aaron Boone Home Run
3) Tiger Woods Masters Chip
4) Larry Johnson 4-Point Play
5) Landon Donovan Goal

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La Russa “retired” after the 2011 World Series but all DUI’s and shingles aside… the worst thing the Cardinals ever did was not bringing him back when he was ready

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Players who have lost in 1st Round:
Lebron James
Kevin Durant
Russell Westbrook
MJ
Steph Curry
Kobe
Kawhi Leonard
Tim Duncan
Shaq
Allen Iverson
Magic
Anthony Davis
Giannis
Larry Bird

Players whose legacies are tarnished by 1st Round loss:
Lebron James

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@bfritchey_94 We will lose

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Start Justin Fields week 1

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S3:E8
Today ask yourself “am I tough enough to get into The Salty Spitoon?”

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What do I watch tonight?

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What do I watch tonight?

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Boooooooooooo

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Albert Pujols has reached an agreement on a deal with the Dodgers per @jorgecastillo

[Andrew Young *parody* @AJYoung3]

@Aubrey_Simons I was hot lunch and @Kevin_Carroll9 was cold lunch. I think that explains it

[Justin Fields @justnfields]

Blessed 🙏🏽