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SCROTUS denies 9/11 victims justice #ncmun16 #SCROTUS #truescroti

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APEC get on it #ncmun16 https://t.co/t57AgqUIri

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#ncmun16 #UKRAINE This reporter walks in.
'Uzbekistan just legalised cannibalism.'
This reporter walks out.

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Amendment 1 regarding cannibalism has not passed #ncmun16 #APEC #sozPNG

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APEC has their priorities straight #ncmun16 #APEC #cannibalism

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Disney marathon at DISEC #ncmun16 #WALTDISNEC

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Israel is invading Libya and Malaysia #ncmun16 #DISEX

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Brunei is sick of hearing about cannibalism #ncmun16 #APEC #PNGatriskofbeingeaten

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PNG refuses to let go of cannibalism #ncmun16 #APEC #helpthem

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#BREAKING NATO has defeated ISIS #ncmun16 #NATO

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UAE - "Why don't we make the cartel great again? We were a great cartel back in the day" #ncmun16 #OPEC

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SCROTUS now talking about donkeys #ncmun16 #SCROTUS #itwastoogoodtolast

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SCROTUS is actually doing work #ncmun16 #SCROTUS #proudofyou

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@EIC_NCMUN16 Sorry my vocab isn't as sophisticated - My education has been impaired by the patriarchy #ncmun16 #EITC

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Calcutta should probably prepare for invasion (however, the EITC is still confused about the geography) #ncmun16 #EITC

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EITC contemplating guerilla warfare even though it hasn't been invented #ncmun16 #EITC #historicalinaccuracy

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EITC planning to invade India, also planning to use North African slaves as human shields #ncmun16 #EITC

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Egypt admits it's "not the least corrupt nation" #ncmun16 #UNSC

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#unsc #ncmun16 Egypt: We fully support the war crimes committed in Sudan

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#Crisis President of Egypt's wife has left him for another woman and is now implementing a nationwide ban of homosexuality #ncmun16 #UNHRC

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"The UAE would like to question Iraq's mental stability" #ncmun16 #ArabLeague