AJ

[AJ @AJianification]

I negotiated an initial salary offer.

I’m sitting at my desk at work shitting myself.

They say it’ll take 2 days for them to get back.

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[AJ @AJianification]

Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!

[AJ @AJianification]

I just got called out in an email chain for the first time. These corporate bitches be having a stick up their ass for the smallest things. They need they coochie ate.

[AJ @AJianification]

I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

[AJ @AJianification]

It’s rocket season folks, all these aerospace companies are buying so many parts and my work just DOUBLED. Why the hell are we going to space so much?? In this economy too?????

[AJ @AJianification]

Why do these sweet potatoes look so veiny

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They shoulda named it benson bookie

[AJ @AJianification]

Minute Cryptic - 11 June 2025
"Lead guitarist fills all but the first bass section?" (5)
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I scored: 3 under par
Thanks Raph

[AJ @AJianification]

@zukoprint I hate cryptics. Last time I did one, spinal fluid came out my nose

[AJ @AJianification]

@saltyjared Me but the h is a t