Josè Gutiérrez

Chairborne Warrior. Student of life. Athlete always. Holy Cross Alum. Body of a man, mind of a child. In the end, we all thought like Andy. #PureMammalCrew

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Sorry Fox Sports, I jumped the gun (only slightly since it was just Jacob Abel) but don’t bring that shit back no moe! NASCAR looks especially bad with it

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Fox Sports, we all thought you got the message but clearly not. Get rid of the dumbass cartoon styling of the driver graphics. It looks soooo bad! No one wants it back. And it looks dumb in all your sports coverage.

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Fox Sports: thank you for removing the cartoon stylized driver graphics from your IndyCar broadcast. Much better. NASCAR next?

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Also Fox: your version of the F1 Grid walk is trash. In IndyCar or NASCAR, it’s awful and looks way too scripted. Which is why the F1 grid walk is better, it’s more organic

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Fox Sports: the cartoon image of athletes you use is so bad. You’ve been at it for years and it still looks dumb. Stop

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

I don’t get why Joel Osteen gets so much hate for the way he preaches. I just watched him a little and it’s not crazy. You don’t have to be a sour puss all the time to be a Christian, isn’t there some positivity in Gods message too?

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Nothing gets me frustrated more than when someone clowns on you but then immediately changes the subject. So if you try to defend yourself you have to revisit the subject and then it looks like you’re hung up on old shit… which I am.

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Seeing a mom say “I’m so glad my child chose me to be their mom” is wild to me. What that sperm in there like, “oh yea, she the one, I feel it. I was finna choose someone else but this egg different”

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

People are trying to ban 1984 which is pretty wild. Guess they just wanted to role play IRL

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Mil Memers - we get it, you’re sad boys because you didn’t get the jab so you got out. But all you did was complain about all the reasons why you wanted to get out over staying in the military. So what’s the deal?

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Every time I get off the plane airline pilots stand there greeting you like “yea I just did that shit” but I wanna look at em like game recognize game. But they don’t recognize my game

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

I struggle with people wanting to know I do cool things but I also don’t want to look like I do cool things.

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Man, I can’t be the only person who sees a nice wholesome post and thinks of the most out of pocket shit, but with no malice, just because it would be one of the most out of pocket things someone could say

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

We live in a prison of convenience

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Black Twitter is great. My problem is some of the most out of pocket content that can only be appreciated by a select few of my friends, I’m not tryna share. Don’t want them getting too comfortable…

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Also, I’ve never seen Hollywood and youth progressives in such virulent opposition. Quite unexpected I gotta say.

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Idk how Kanye isn’t going wild with this shit happening right now. His media people need a raise.

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

WWE had a generation of youths just going around telling/motioning for people to “Suck It” and somehow we still primarily use the middle finger to tell people get fucked. We’re missing out

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

@hamshooz That thing looks sick!

[Josè Gutiérrez @AJohn20n]

Facebook is really wild. I can see someone’s grandma cussing someone out, above a post about a high school classmate’s pyramid scheme, and that’s above another classmate’s post on how he wants girls to sit on his face. All posted like it’s normal or people won’t see who it is