Cozy 🌸🌼🌺

Lock in with reality please

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

This was a good read for the financially minded.

Introduces the concept of a Kelly Criterion, the optimal bet sizing for maximizing returns in investments and gambling over a long period of time.
https://t.co/6K2mRrYq2u

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Trump deadass getting the Mamdani TikTok edits printed out and placed on his desk every morning.

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Trump abolishes Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution so Zohran can run for president

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Buddy got his head on straight

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Tyrese Haliburton tells Speedy that he’s CONFUSED how people POORER than him are flying private when it’s EXPENSIVE even for him, even though he’s currently on a $244 MILLION contract with the Pacers 🤯🛩️👀

“Flying private is a little ridiclous. I see dudes fly private, who I make a lot more money than, and when I was getting these quotes for flying private, I had to call my financial advisor like ‘Am I missing something?’ I know I make way more this guy and he’s flying private everytime… I can’t do that everytime, it makes me sick.”

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

This is the one of strongest people I think I’ve ever seen. Holy shit. The fact that he is living his life after this is extremely admirable. I don’t think I’m nearly that resilient.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Patrick Clancy talks about the final days with his 8-month-old son, Callan.

“I really thought there was a chance that Callan would live,” he tells 60 Minutes. “And remember just thinking, ‘Just gimme one. Just gimme one kid,’ and I would raise him as best I could, and I would give him the best life I possibly could. I'd tell him about his brother and sister. And I was holdin' out hope for that. And then when I got to the hospital, I saw the doctor. I saw the look on her face, and I knew that it wasn't going to be a good prognosis.” https://t.co/tWfbTOkCXY

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Everyone either eyes can see Robert Pattinson and Florence Pugh are the best actor and actress out. I doubt they even need to audition again in their lives.

Heads and shoulders above the competition. There are many S tier actors out, these two are era defining.

[Cinema Now @CinemaaNow]

Robert Pattinson on how he landed roles in both ‘THE ODYSSEY’ and ‘DUNE: PART THREE’:

"It’s just always different. I mean, with Chris [Nolan], he basically said, “I’m doing The Odyssey.” And I’m like, “Okay, cool. I want to do it.” And then Denis [Villeneuve] was like, “Do you want to do Dune?” And I went, “Yeah.”"

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

The Military trying to get their fans to enlist lol, imagine dying in a desert because you admire one of these two.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Well done, America. We have reached the bottom.

[Marii 🏳️‍⚧️ @hiroAlterEgo]

mf that's called a party

[Jenny 🌺 @G0AwayHeat]

Hawk Tuah really fumbled the bag, she could be Secretary of the Interior by now.

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Ah fuck man I got a flight at the beginning of October

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

FAA to Deploy A.I. Air Traffic System at DC-Area Airports Starting Monday

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

People just want community. Old school MMOs encourage community by nature of how the game is played. New gen gacha, loot box games do not.

People like being forced to slow travel, do content in open world, having to manually group up to tackle worthwhile content.

[SirD 🇺🇸 @Sir_Dammed]

I'm gonna burn a lot of bridges with this one probably. Oh well, lmao.

World of Warcraft is, and always has been a mid game. It thrives purely on nostalgia. It is one of, if not THE most overrated video game IPs and franchises to ever exist. The fact that these people keep going back to it over, and over, and over again to replay the same game does NOT, in fact, speak to the game being good.

Rather, it speaks to how boring and uncultured the fandom is, as I can think of about a thousand video games that released in the last 3 years that 99% of these people will almost certainly have not yet played... yet here they are, once again spending their time in Blizzard's greatest cash-grab: WoW.

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Women legit think men don’t find Zendaya attractive lol.

The main love interest in the biggest blockbusters of the last 5 years, not attractive? Let’s be serious for a minute.

[Lilith @LilianMarib]

Porque no es agraciada es que las chicas la consideran una diosa. Todo va por el lado de que sus parejas no ven a Zendaya como atractiva y no la consideran peligrosa, en cuanto a Sidney,si la consideran peligrosa. Niñas,sépanlo ninguna de las dos se fijaría en sus novios

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

One of our employees died last weekend.

Obviously everyone was devastated.

But Monday morning I noticed something interesting.

His Slack status was still green.

IT forgot to deactivate his mouse jiggler.

So technically, according to our productivity dashboard, he has maintained 100% attendance since his death.

I’ve asked his manager not to open the role yet.

He’s currently outperforming 14 people.

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Lmao, a lesson is about to be learned

[TAP @__aalr]

my bf added me as an authorized user on his amex it just changed my utilization from 71% to 9% 🥹

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

The jury has found Durk NOT GUILTY on all charges.

Not guilty on everything for Durk.

It's a complete acquittal.

Wilson and Lindsey were convicted of stalking and stalking conspiracy. Not guilty on murder for hire.

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

This fly is speedrunning all the episodes of Black Mirror in like a week and a half.

[Kevin Ngo @kevin_t_ngo]

I've trapped the fruit fly in my rabbit r1.

When I shake it, I can see its brain's escape circuit light up

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

Omg it looks amazing

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

The SOMA video game asked kind of this question years ago.

It’s unethical. The copied brain is not the same existence as the original brain and can not consent to being copied and repeatedly downloaded, modified and/or turned on inside a computer or robotic body.

[Tino 🇦🇹 @tinobleh]

at what point is in immoral to do stuff like this
or is it always okay because it is just a computer?

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

He’s looking for the smallest child it can eat lol

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En 1989, un pelícano empezó a ir cada día a una guardería de Japón, donde jugaba y convivía con los niños como si fuera uno más.

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

I’m not an AI-maxxer, this article isn’t that good. Why compare AI to JavaScript and HTML and not like the automobile or the cotton gin?

AI increases productivity. It’s closer to the invention of computer than it is the web page. Why does it need to be useful while drunk?

[Soda @fredsoda]

incredible article

extremely well reasoned in a clear, cogent manner

this is the stuff you expect VCs to produce but never do

11/10

[Cozy 🌸🌼🌺 @AJollyGoodShow]

We deadass gonna see a shoutout to Love at a SF home game this season. Calling it now, he about fraud himself into a real career doing podcasts or something.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Tyreek Hill cleared the air on if he actually knows who Daejon Love is:

“To be honest, that’s my boy. We used to train together… he really was nasty though.”