Paula Claunch

I dunno, probably busy fighting the urge to inflate my GoodReads numbers. Auburn alum. Substitute teacher. Sucker for a good redemption arc. Blue dot.

[jezz @JezziiB]

"Why are we giving 9 and 10 year old CHILDREN the HPV vaccine"

For the same reason that we put the seatbelt on BEFORE the car crash.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Become ungovernable

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

New Orleans' famous Cafe Du Monde being open since 1862 is fascinating because the city was actively being captured by Union forces and some guy said "This is a perfect time to open my coffee & beignet stand"

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Messi in Skybar after the match bc no one in Auburn, Alabama knows who he is

[Jimmy Reign @AU_FinalBoss]

Don’t let today’s return trip to the moon distract you from the fact that 7 years ago today Ty Jerome double dribbled.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

To the trans community, you are loved! Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 💖

[Paula Claunch @AKAJaneRandom]

@VanAllenPlexico Oh gosh, I’m so terribly sorry.

[Beth Shelburne @bshelburne]

More than 1500 people dead in Alabama prisons since 2019. A question posed by Raoul in @HBODocs "The Alabama Solution" reverberates. "Where the people of Alabama at? They're not outraged by this?!?!" #Alabama

[Covie @covie_93]

If trump didn't do anything wrong he doesn't need ghislaine maxwell to clear his name the FULL unredacted epstein files will do that.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hear, hear

Let it collapse

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

Both sides are fired up… just about wildly different things.

Liberals are worried the president raped children.

Conservatives are furious that a Spanish guy sang at halftime of the championship game they’ve “stopped watching forever” at least 12 times already.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I hear people say they watched the “Christian halftime show.”

In what universe does Kid Rock represent Christian values?

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

Bad Bunny is an American citizen. Also, how do you know it was “woke” if you changed the channel? Also, I made this for you.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

There’s no such thing as “barely legal” women.

There’s no such thing as “junior women”.

There’s no such thing as “mature minors”.

You can’t “have sex” with a child.

It’s rape.

The Epstein survivors were children who were raped.

Language matters.

[Winston Hottman @WinstonHottman]

Fellow Southern Baptists, despite what spokespersons (official or otherwise) of our convention might suggest, right-wing totalitarianism is not inherent to a Christian worldview.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

just as a general rule if there are a bunch of clergy peacefully protesting in the cold and you’re the one dragging them away in cuffs, there’s a 99.9% chance you’re on the wrong side of history

[Paula Claunch @AKAJaneRandom]

@Clintau24 I couldn’t believe it when I realized we hadn’t won there since I was at Auburn!

[Paula Claunch @AKAJaneRandom]

Nature is so weird - in the best way.