AKA Back Boots

I am a cat. I was born in Austin, TX. I lived there until my family’s neighbors stole me and moved to New Orleans to start an improv theater. HELP ME!

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The people who stole me when somebody asks them to have an honest conversation.

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Cannot remember if I just ate or have not eaten all day. Better try to get someone to feed me. I miss getting regularly fed by my loving family back in Austin.

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Heard the people who stole me talking about helping other people find animals. I think they are throwing a dog stealing party!

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The people who stole me are always talking about “haters” but as a cat I know nothing but love. Like the live my family back in Austin used to give me. I miss them! 😿

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The guy who stole me from my family dropped his phone so I learned how to make 🔥 MEMEZ! MEOW!

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If you see any yelp reviews written in my name those are frauds. I do not review businesses. I do not patronize businesses. In fact the people holding me hostage have not let me outside since they stole me from my family.

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Need some help (other than being rescued and returned to my family). I can’t say I was kidnapped because I’m not a kid. But I can’t say I was catnapped because that is a different thing. For a cat I have a strong grasp of the English language but I still have so much to learn.

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I think the guy who stole me is having an affair with a ghost. The only other option is that he is having sex with the air and that would be dumb as hell.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???????????

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So much rain this morning in the Garden District. It is just one of those days when all I want to do is cuddle up and think about how I was stolen from my family.

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The woman who stole me from my family always takes baths. All that water FREAKS ME OUT!!!!!!!

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@LSUdogdick hey man. I don’t usually like dogs but I feel like we should hang out. Seems like the same guy ruined both of our lives.

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My captor does not even call me by my name. He just keeps saying “some guy I know.”

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HELP ME! I have been held against my will for many years.