AKAhumor

Sometimes funny, sometimes not.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana

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Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: If you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What if I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many.

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How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass

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Scientists working at NASA have discovered that there are actually 61 seconds in a minute.

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Not sure if I should thank my neighbor for the free wireless or complain about the shitty speed

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You've just won 20,000 dollars!

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Due to popular demand, the castle where the Harry Potter movies were filmed will soon become an actual school of witchcraft & wizardry.

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Betty White will be on the cover of the August issue of Playboy magazine.

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The Hunger games cast and the Harry Potter cast are set to release an adult film together, called "Hungry, Magical Sex"

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Instagram is noted by all professional photographers as the best way to become a professional photographer.

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Fingering yourself can lead to pregnancy if done at a certain time of the day.

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All five One Direction members have admitted to being homosexual.

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Rebecca Black, Sirius Black and Jack Black are all related.

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I've always wondered why "W" is called Double U when it's clearly Double V.

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WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time.

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How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? ... cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? ... Names

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PMS = Prepare to meet Satan.

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"Coke, please." "Is Pepsi ok?" *Sigh* "Fine.." #FirstWorldProblems