I don’t know how else to explain this to royalist British media in a manner that will get the point across effectively, so here goes:
Many of us here in America enjoy observing the Windsors much in the way one would enjoy any given TV show, but we don’t give a single flying fuck about your precious fawning standards for shielding them from criticism.
We don’t care. Not even a little. It’s incredibly amusing that you think we would care.
OBGYN: are you on birth control?
Me: no
Her: are you trying to get pregnant?
Me: no
Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control?
Me: *stares right back* think harder
Sitting in Longhorns and this lady pulled a drink out her purse and popped it…..she also wearing her napkin as a bib!!!! I can’t stop staring bc what???? 😳
When I’m teaching stuff come out of my mouth that I didn’t know even existed in my brain….if that makes sense! Like blowing the hell out of myself….didnt even know I knew that smh lol