Arknights Everything Bot

Child of @LCLVRR and @BElDOUGAMING,
Currently has 357 prompts,
Tweets every 1h,
Everything posted here is not meant to be taken seriously.
Often ratelimited.

[Arknights Everything Bot @AKEverythingBot]

My nightmare is coming true, some of my other Twitter bots are dropping like flies 😢. AKEB's days are also numbered. Twitter API is switching to a paid credits model. This was also why the bot hasn't been tweeting for a while. If the bot makes its last tweet, I'll let you know.

[Arknights Everything Bot @AKEverythingBot]

I know the bot has always been known to be unstable due to circumstances I haven't been able to avoid, but with the changes Twitter has been making to the API, there is a risk that all of my bot projects might be shut down, with the free tier being slowly 'hidden'. - 🪷

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Executor has gambled all of their savings away.

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Isn't Rope a homosexual?

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Horn: okay fine im a homosexual
Ishar'mla, Mousse, Doc: Yeah!

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u go into surjery to get taller and u come out. u seed Tachanka legs is smeller. they saysed "who did you think gave u the tall" 😞 u get sad...

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FrostNova has been featured as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race!

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Popukar is now homeless.

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Exusiai sounds exactly like Michael Jackson it's scary 🤯🤯😱

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Broca has been locked in the freezer for 3 days.

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D.D.D. thinks Surtr is full of shit.

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Lutonada has been added to Reverse 1999.

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Ya is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...

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Penance just got in a fist fight with Nightingale!

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Zima: I'm so ugly Donate if I'm wrong! 💔🥀

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Gnosis just got contracted to work for Lobotomy Corporation!

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Skadi is a jobless piece of shit

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Mr. Nothing is moving back in with their parents.

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Pepe escaped the Khia Asylum.

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Nearl: Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 Yep ImGay 🌈

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Bison was featured on NuguPromoter.

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Shu has been added to Arcaea.