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[Jenelle Evans @PBandJenelley_1]

My hubby just had a 15 mins long conversation with the EasyPass guy on the phone.. now they are best friends 😂💀

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Biiiiiitttttchhhh hi!!! 😁😍

[Havina Sirohia @HavinaSirohia]

I know it’s not funny but look at the revolution 😂 this guy just miming at someone to open the door to the Capitol Building, I can’t 😂 #TrumpRally

[alyssa @AKal47]

@RolliNRodriguez this has been living rent free in my mind for months

[alyssa @AKal47]

Love #BravoChatRoom

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Obviously, we’re in the midst of a big political battle right now, and while there’s a lot at stake, let’s remember that we’re all Americans. We’re all human beings. And we want everyone to be healthy, no matter our party.

[alyssa @AKal47]

I used to call my moms bosses line and say “where’s my mom” when she wouldn’t answer. crazy

[alyssa @AKal47]

Saturday always

[EYEOFSCOTTIE @eyeofscottie]

i’m conducting a social experiment, so pls rt for room temp water. and like for cold water.

i’m tryna see sum.

[alyssa @AKal47]

@AshburnAllie I loved girlfriends guide to divorce

[alyssa @AKal47]

The pictures I take of him vs the pictures he takes of me 🙄

[Laura Lee @Laura88Lee]

Crocs are dangerous. You buy them thinking “these will be great for around the house” then suddenly... grocery store: crocs, mall: crocs, birthday party: crocs, wedding: crocs.

[alyssa @AKal47]

@maags23 gotta keep your dark friends around that hate everybody until they prove otherwise.

[alyssa @AKal47]

@leesesut I think barb would still be on the show if she didn’t threaten to sue. She was a great addition.

[alyssa @AKal47]

@maags23 this one hurt

[alyssa @AKal47]

@dreaaxx19 omg Nextel i730 😂 the sidekick before sidekicks

[alyssa @AKal47]

@AshburnAllie my two drinks are G&T and white wine. My personality is a mixture of G&T and white wine. Spot on

[alyssa @AKal47]

@shaKYRRAA I don’t watch sports shows