Amos Kayridge

Eyes closed and ice-cold, I hold the hands of hope & humanity in contempt fivefold

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@sahramnl I always wanted to tattoo eyeballs on my eyelids.

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@ShrugbyOfficial good looking cat!

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@ShrugbyOfficial @patstay Haha okay. Thanks for being a good sport.

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@ShrugbyOfficial @patstay Must be nice. I live in a halfway house and have an abuseful relationship with a woman that looks like a drill sargeant/eric cartman :-(

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@ShrugbyOfficial @patstay You lost me.

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@ShrugbyOfficial @patstay A pink rosary? You sure that's not your rectum prolapsing?

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@ShrugbyOfficial @patstay "reaching for my chain or nah b"?
You been drinking? What the fuck does that mean?
I bet the ice on your neck makes your skin turn green

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@thatsdax What the hell was that look like you ghost riding a diq bruh

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@Sharkcity_Ave Confused.

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@ianofspencer Why would you think I want you to say something cold and heartless like that!? That is disturbing.

Plato comes to mind off of the top of my head.

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@Thomasginn10 @selfmadekash_ Wym? You don't think someone would try to snatch his chain off his neck do you? #selfmadekash=#makemyselflaugh

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@selfmadekash_ Thats nice but I'm sure dude you snitched on has family and friends that miss him too. #iwasonly13

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@thisisinsider Oh. Great. Another reason for coming generations to not worry about being responsible people.

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@420SmokeyMcPot If so... oh my fucking god, man! That's so awful and just crushing hear. That breaks my heart, bro. You're obviously wonderful father and I'm so sad to hear this. Please let me know if there is ANYTHING I can do to help. :-'(

[Amos Kayridge @AKayridge]

@420SmokeyMcPot They took your son!!!!?

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@torylanez https://t.co/3lNzgBXSKT

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@CrookedIntriago Crooked I & Locksmith

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@sahramnl hahaha i was just giving you a hard time. this is what happens when i have too much free time and forget that i quit smoking!