Emily Nelson

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Blocking people in my mom group that put the “virus” in quotation marks or call masks fascist. Don’t come near my family.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

@sarahschauer Björn

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

@sarahschauer My attached at the hip COVID puppy, Freyja

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Looking at you @HomeDepot @Lowes @Target @Walmart 😒 tried to buy a crib recently and no one will ship it.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

🥴 had one in my cart but they don’t deliver to Alaska. @BestBuy I’m so sick of businesses having brick and mortar stores here but refusing to ship to them!

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

🚨🚨🚨 Xbox restock! 🏷 BEST BUY 🏷

♻️RT this + follow @mattswider

Xbox Series S ($299) https://t.co/jnQNwbARXT
Xbox Series X ($499) https://t.co/vPvw4Op0GD
👇

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Being a parent is gaslighting your kid into thinking they only imagined getting Nerds Ropes in their Easter basket from grandpa

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Having a baby with your best friend means laying in bed at 3 am hysterically laughing at the idea of naming your kid Charizard

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

And besides the obvious, giving up alcohol, no one told me about giving up sushi, runny eggs, rare steak, caffeine, and hot tubs. What absolute bullshit.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

I thought sleeping wouldn’t be a problem until the fetus was like bigger, but pregnancy is just fun like that. On today’s menu: constantly needing to burp, but being unable to.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Other symptoms include: being extremely hot then extremely cold, restless leg syndrome, highly sensitive to textures- clothing and food, feeling like I need to pee constantly, constantly feeling hungry, but then being nauseous and/or vomiting after.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

@anyagudimova Perhaps not universal, but you’re definitely not alone. Age regression is a form of dissociation. Sometimes knowing the term for an experience can help you find others with the same experiences. 🤍

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

When you hear that an unhoused person “refused services” that includes...

- refused to give up their pet to get a short-term hotel room
- the shelter they were offered a space in isn’t safe for their gender/sexuality
- couldn’t consolidate all their belongings into two bags

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Every year I tell myself I’m going to be fine on my birthday and every year I end up crying 😅 someone just delete this day from the calendar plz

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

“So um you’re not gonna like this” me
“You scheduled a bunch of stuff without telling me?” Bren
“Yes”
*sigh*

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

It’s 2021, we’re forgiving ourselves for the stupid shit we did half a decade ago.

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

@racheelann_ https://t.co/3plaMC7y4g

I think this is for part P, but my coworker at the CRC is also moving states in July

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

@racheelann_ Is this still AK child and family?

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

Has your check engine light ever randomly shut off and you feel like you’ve won?

[ķ @Khailsss]

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

[Emily Nelson @AKduchess]

So here’s the thing, it doesn’t matter that I’m a millennial when it fact I have never enjoyed being bullied by teenagers lol