Keith Aconley

[Captain Meh @CaptainMeh]

@BoyGeorge @GruffStrap Excellent. You were always free to leave, it’s not like you were chained to a radiator or anything.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@Kev_OC66 @DPJHodges Well of course it is.
When the captain treats the game as if its a Sunday afternoon slog down the park, how do you expect the rest of the team to treat it??

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@mrdanwalker Japan there over Brazil and that's just about bang on.

[Strix @strixperegrinus]

For us. For fairness. Politics isn't working. For far too long. Put big light on. Barm cakes. Putting the heart back into communities. The Smiths. But not Morrissey, obviously. People up and down this country. Decency. Hard working people. Communities. Picky teas. For our city-region. For all city-regions. Everton. Next door but one. Since 2001. Buses. Yellow buses. Hard working buses, up and down this country. Price caps. Price freezes. Giving back. Not taking enough to begin with. People are sick and tired. Wealth tax. Fairness. Tax land, tax money. Tax wealth. Tax growth. Tax growth to make growth. We're all immigrants, aren't we? No more being in hock to the bond markets. Increase borrowing. Increase spending. Doorsteps. What I'm hearing on the doorsteps. Good touch for a big man. We do things differently here. Wherever here might be. Politics of that which we have in common is moreso in common with unity than that which divides us can divide us from us. Chippy tea. Sad smile. Grass. Selfies. Fourteen years of Tory hurt didn't stop me dreaming. Jogging by the motorway. Like my grandad and his grandad before him. Chuckle. Little chuckle. Well, some people might say that. Guitars. Music. Nothing more esoteric than Elbow. I like Oasis, but I don't condone all the fighting and wouldn't like them now. Bricks. Houses. Terraced houses. Council houses. Ordinary people. Ordinary people like you and me, who haven't got embarrassing comments in their past because they've barely said anything of note. Politics, eh, who'd go into that? No, I wouldn't say I'm a saviour exactly. But the Labour Party has to be saved and I'm the only one who can do it. Milquetoast? I'm not really familiar with the term, but I like milk and I love toast, haha. They serve toast in the breakfast clubs, and we should honour Sir Keir's legacy really. Fantastic Prime Minister. Just not for very long. I love this country that I love, I'm very patriotic. But the flag is divisive, and we need to have a debate about that. A debate about whether or not it's divisive, about which I have no opinion. I went to Cambridge, and I'm not afraid to admit that. Ordinary lad done good. I've seen the system from the inside. I've seen the system from the outside. I've seen the system from Merseyside. It's not working. Not for ordinary folk like you and me. I'm a man, and I'm not afraid to admit that. But it is divisive, and we should have a debate about that. The North. People say it's grim up north, hah, maybe that's why we're more realistic up here. We know the problems people are facing, because we're the ones what's facing 'em. Regional inequality is something I'm passionate about. It's not fair that pints are only £7 in Manchester when pub landlords in London are raking in much more. Minimum wage for pints. Get young people earning, so we can tax them. Doe eyes. Glasses. I'm a bit older, a bit wiser, a bit heavier, haha. Ask me mates, they'll tell you. Don't ask them, actually. They're made of cardboard. I've always cared about equality. Sharing is caring, as my kids say. I think my wife taught them that. As PM I will do everything in my power to put every town in this country on the map. Of this country. Manchester feels half the world away. I've been lost, I've been found, but I don't feel down the back of the sofa for loose change. Not a bad idea though, in fairness. Fairness. Barrow-in-Fairness. In fairness, fairness isn't a bad idea to be fair. I'm from Wigan, me. As honest as can be. Uncle Joe's Mint Balls. Change. Believe in change. Believe deeply in unspecified change. And hope. Hope deeply for belief in unspecified change. Keep calm and carry the shopping back from the car in one go. For Andy. For us. Forever.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@Uzzell01 Almost too good??
Maybe just a cynical old sod, but a very convenient deal given our current situation.....
Don't be surprised if we overpay by a couple of million for a Millwall player in a few weeks.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@andrew_lilico Ice bucket challenge

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

So.....is the dream summer gonna happen???
City promotion + Yorkshire winning a trophy?? 😍😍😍

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@paulharper75 Posted about this topic earlier in the week.
I feel sorry for them, not only will they never feel what we did last week, they don't even realise such a feeling exists.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@jonah25493223 They'll never experience the feeling we all got on Saturday, I actually feel sorry for them because they aren't even aware such a feeling exists.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@Uzzell01 Just so happy I've got the week off. Not sure I'll ever be ready to go back to work after Saturday.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@The1904Club Nothing between this and 2008, both a million times better than 2016!

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@TigerTubePlayer I'm watching the BP Giants at half time.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

I mean.....this is just a massive disadvantage for us surely???

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@ClimateWarrior7 Similar applies to a and e. Friend of mine called an ambulance when he hurt his back on Saturday, was told it would be 6 hours so told em not to bother. Six hours later I am at his house getting pissed up with him while he hosts a BBQ for 50 people!

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@HC_AlwaysRight @RupertLowe10 Cos that's his party, he is a lifelong Tory, it's what this is all about.
He's their plant.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@RupertLowe10 Tory plant.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@UtdKoll @dazi180turtle Luke Littler does not average 12 dart legs.
No player averages 12 dart legs.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@RobCragz The entitlement of some of them is ridiculous. We are on course for our 12th (i think?) highest ever finish, having avoided relegation on goal difference the season before. All while under a transfer embargo. I sometimes scratch my head at our fanbase.

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@NathanielWhitto Could bring in £20-£25 mil with the selling of Hughes, Palmer, Kamara and Burstow?
Obviously Hughes is a big loss, but with Egan, Ajayi and Mcnair plus a £4-£5 mil replacement we're pretty well covered in that area, leaving £15-£20 mil to strengthen elsewhere, seems promising?

[Keith Aconley @AKeith78]

@hcafc_1996 Reckon he enjoyed his scran a bit too much during his layoff, he's looked heavy and half a yard off it ever since.