Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody)

… Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind…

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@KahrsJeffreyW @HotDevTakes @Cockadoodle_Boo Check this out...

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The NYT bombshell confirms what we already know. It’s not conjecture. It’s not a fabrication. It’s not a “Hoax.” Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile & the entire republican party is engaged in the most massive coverup in history to prevent the world from realizing this fact.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

FFS

[CleverMonster ✊🏿🇭🇹🇵🇸 @CleverMonsterCT]

The single issue that predicts MAGA voting:

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@RepJackKimble They also play football, Jack.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Via the FBI: Donald Trump knew and funded underage sex parties at the Donald Trump Golf Course.

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@SECcousinShane

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@TheChrisHart If he leaves within 5 years, it won't be because HE chose to...

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

The connections in this one interview.

Virginia Giuffre reveals Epstein trafficked her to Andrew. She’s hit by a bus then “commits suicide.”

The interviewer’s mother gets kidnapped and is still being held for ransom.

Release the Epstein files.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

IT'S OVER

The New York Times just dropped the BOMBSHELL

Trump raped kids with Epstein, and his administration engaged in a cover up to protect him

[Karen Salitis 🇺🇸♥️🤍💙🇺🇸 @KarenSalitis]

@Rep_Stansbury @nytimes Paywall removed. Gift article from New York Times magazine about the VP, Chief of Staff, DOJ and FBI colluding to cover up Epstein by the White House. A long, but good read for those who would be interested.

https://t.co/JVWS17P6zb

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

This is Trump’s Watergate.

Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House. 

Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there:
- Trump quashing the files
- The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance
- Officials lying to the public 
- Admin in-fighting and exits
- Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time

Read the report here: https://t.co/prgyF2Isfg

[Libertarians against Trump @jeffersonation1]

MAGA and Trump give me no choice but to vote Democrat in November. Not because "I'm a liberal". Because you started an illegal war, destroyed the economy, tariff my small family business, covered up Epstein, expand the surveillance state and hand billions to wealthy corporations.

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@CockBlock1801 @TheSargeDaily @TimothyALeGrand This☝️
For the love of God, can we go get some kids that project to get drafted in higher rounds that scare the shit out of opposing SEC teams?

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@GamecocksShow @Gamecockswag201 @walkermitche11 My bad, I wasn't trying to tag anybody. I'm just a guy saying what I think, replying generally to a post without looking at tags or even speaking about any individual player.
...and again, I hope I am wrong.
I stand by my point though.

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

All these Coastal kids aren't in the SEC for a reason and now they're gonna come in and beat LSU, BAMA, UGA,MSU, UK, UF, Vandy, etc. on the regular over an entire conference season doesn't add up to me.

I hope I'm wrong, but I am on record saying this was a bad hire.

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@DougWahl1

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

@JamieBonkiewicz The 2026 World Cup is Donald Trump and America's 1936 Olympics...

[Tesla Johnson *Alfalfa Male* (Parody) @AKevinlyFather]

The 2026 World Cup is Donald Trump and America's 1936 Olympics...