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washed at 19

[ali @AL1ok]

Jason cries.
Ali gulps.
Aayan sighs.
Matthew sulks.
Robert eats.

“Are you ready for your driving lessons”

“Yes, Amanda” they say in unison

[numi @RealNumiko]

idk who this guy is but this is the best 99% fail i've ever seen

[darling like @IVEPINKWINS]

wait this cold asf im following

[superangel @a652800]

its rly eight billion ppl on this earth chi

[Skylinex13 @Skylinex13]

it's truly insane that in 2026, I can't just send a file from my windows PC to my android phone without some kind of third-party go-between

[asa mitaka fans kwangya @youandbadmovies]

We cant even have funny screenshots like this anymore because of the dumbass AI overview in the middle

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

Idol culture can be very funny. What do you mean you hand-selected and, often, cosmetically engineered the most attractive young adults on Earth and put them all in one industry and they're not allowed to date each other because they serve as romantic tulpas for faceless gooners

[Maya Boo-na 👻 @envisionedluna]

It has been "conclusively demonstrated" that the technology didnt work hundreds of times, it's why she went to jail!

Annoyed by the amount of people who watch YCSE and think to themselves "this is cool, but what if it was another generic Netflix slop documentary instead"

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

That first sentence... Fielder promised no such thing.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

"unsuspecting people" and it's two scammers who reached out to A24 to work with Fielder because they thought they could dupe him too

[Wonder Of Who @JangyJimmy]

listen im against using ai instead of your brain, dont get me wrong

but claude cracked the switch two in like a week bro at some point i gotta concede

[communist captain obvious 🍉 @pippercorn]

this is how she got so many investors

[Weekly Dose Of Geometry Dash @weeklydoseofgd]

"hey claude, make my shitty game 'geometry dash' less laggy"

🤖: Here’s what I found:
• Text objects have no length limit, so a hacker could use them to lag people’s devices
• Suggested fix: cap them at 400 bytes. This shouldn’t break any existing levels.

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Everyone acts like moronic Christian losers now lmao

[madison 🪽 @iovkoo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🇲🇽🕷Ani-Ray (SCREW 🧊)🕷🇲🇽 @AniRayComics]

"Spider-Man written by Tom King"

[Bangkok Fumiko - ฟูมิโกะแห่งประเทศไทย @BangkokFumiko]

still the MOST relevant tweet ever

[☆ @dolcenoh]

the song is called “you’re under arrest” and when u heard miranda u thought of a rapist instead of the MIRANDA RIGHTS a police officer reads when arresting someone?? 😭