ALASTAIR L ROBINSON

NO FREE SAMPLES!

[ALASTAIR L ROBINSON @ALASTAIROBINSON]

@person_number_1 KEEP ON DREAMING!

[ALASTAIR L ROBINSON @ALASTAIROBINSON]

IT’S HARD BEING JUST AVERAGE WHEN THERE’S ONE THING ABOUT YOU THAT IS SO
CLEARLY NOT! IT BECOMES YOUR DEFINING FEATURE!
LUCKILY FOR ME, IT'S JUST THE ENORMITY OF........

MORE THOUGHTS ON THIS AT A LATER DATE. (TBD)

[ALASTAIR L ROBINSON @ALASTAIROBINSON]

PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT AND OVERPOPULATION. CHILL! THE GOVERNMENT HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT PROBLEM SECRETLY FOR YEARS. HOW? PHONES! FRYING NUTS SINCE ‘73 #NOMORETEENPREGNANCY #NOMOREPREGNACY

[ALASTAIR L ROBINSON @ALASTAIROBINSON]

I MAY BE A: STRAIGHT, WHITE, MALE, EUPROEAN, BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN MY MOUTH. BUT... I’M NO LONGER PART OF THE MAJORITY.
I DID SAY I ALWAYS FELT LIKE I WAS 5FT 10” ON THE INSIDE! #transheight