Lex

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

[#KCFC 🇸🇳🇺🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

I thought white niggas was racist but Jesus Christ Hispanics showing LEVELS

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

START beliving kids man I promise no six-year old is lying about a family member touching them, they don't even really know what that means.

[Lex @ALBFilming]

@jiggyjayy2 I’m scared of heeeeeem

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Nigga, I have a fully remote position in corporate america with unlimited PTO. Sorry, you cant relate to just having motion yourself and assume im fucking for it or someone else is funding it. Hate that for you

[Goddess ✨ @TheeGoddessHQ]

Yes, u are the asshole. Going on some silly power trip cus your child said “yuck” instead of asking clarifying questions. The process of making French toast does look yucky. U people are too childish to be parents. What lesson do you think he learned from this? You’re very silly.

[Alice @Alice936675585]

Would y’all legitimately allow y’all’s children to stay in dangerous, unproductive environments just so you can win the “Who’s the most pro-black” competition against nobody?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

bitches be killing me walking in the nail shop loud af “ HEYYYY LISAA” btc nobody gaf you know her ho you still finna wait yo turn

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Everyone is so risk adverse, do ppl not know you can just simple break up if it doesnt work

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

I am convinced that Mamdani is fixing things that’s been bugging him for years. I don’t blame him obviously, it just cracks me up.

[Blaira @ForeverThatG1RL]

He was just fat ass hell & drunk two days ago. Now he losing his belly already. I hate men.

[Isabella @IsabellaAmara1]

If someone is letting you stay with them, get up and mop, wash the dishes, clean the bathroom, buy dinner do something

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is how to create self-love among children.

[M ✨ @thespicexqueen]

They on Nolan’s mom FB posts saying stuff like “that’s why my mom/dad never let me __”

Okay, great, thanks. Thanks for telling a mom that for sure. She needed to know.

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

Boy look JUST like his mama

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Biologically speaking, whatever you don't express, process, or release may develop into an autoimmune disease and it is that deep.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[YardieBarbie 🧏🏾‍♀️ @dumbfemm]

I thought Lynn Whitfield got nipTUCKED

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[WHO IS LIL KAYLA @thereallilkayla]

On a 9+ hour flight from Japan. Food service comes, the flight attendant asked me what I want I said chicken. She asked the lady next to me she said chicken. She goes “we only have one chicken left so someone has to eat beef ribs.” I said “well I asked first so I’ll take the chicken please!” Like bitch you asked me first wtf that gotta do with me give me my damn chicken 😭