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Kim Kardashian says she found Jennifer Lawrence drunk and naked in Kris Jenner's closet and immediately told Kanye not to come upstairs to prevent him from seeing her

Jennifer Lawrence: “So recently I went over to your mom’s house for dinner.”

Kim Kardashian: “Yes.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “It was everything I could have ever dreamed of.”

Kim Kardashian: “Was it?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.”

Kim Kardashian: “Because I have to say, so Jennifer came over for dinner like two weeks ago.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.”

Kim Kardashian: “I’ve never seen my mom more drunk in our lives.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I was way more drunk than your mom. You take it easy on your mother.”

Kim Kardashian: “Not possible. It was so funny. I’ve never seen this!”

Jennifer Lawrence: “No. Don’t even remember.”

Kim Kardashian: “At that point it was like two, they had like a few too many drinks for my taste.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah. Well, you were drinking tea. So I understand. And I remember getting naked in your mom’s closet and ordering you to dress me.”

Kim Kardashian: “Yes.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “You dressed me fabulously. I looked amazing, as you could see in that video. Is my memory correct, did you call Kanye to come up in the closet? Did you want him to style me?”

Kim Kardashian: “You said, I’m not joking, ‘I really want Kanye to style me.’ So I said okay, and I come back in and you’re fully buck naked. I get on the intercom and tell him to not come upstairs. And we put on one of my mom’s dresses and you wore it throughout the whole dinner.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, I have it. I went home in it.”

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@chefsevenn thankful — not for the food, but for the person who still walks through the door smiling and eats whatever we managed to pull together.

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@FoodPleaser 5

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@ThrillaRilla369 Both..

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@PopcornPost_ Jennifer Aniston or Eddie Murphy..

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@FoodPleaser 4th one…

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@_nativeamerica Absolutely. Why wouldn’t they be “allowed” to wear it how they want to wear it??

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@Nipi_220 You squeeze it and put your change in it

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@usludurkizim Hives? Does he have any pets? Take Benadryl..like NOW …

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Underestimated just how terrifying lightning really is.

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@LandLover56 Bicycle Bell.. I had these on my bike as a kid..

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@BhattiLaib9960 Static!

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@Aestheticsn1 Looks like it says 1881?

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@Kinza1278 Bumper.. he was a sheepdog.. we had to trim his hair in front of his eyes (regularly of course), so he wouldn’t bump into everything..

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@Avabelly__ Don’t drink and stairs

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@Kinza1278 A toy…

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@ronsterd89 get a new shower curtain..

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@Matt_Pinner Whitney Houston ...hands-down

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@Matt_Pinner Yes!!!!!! I wouldn't be able to sleep without knowing where he was! Poor baby!!!