Alan David Dawkins

[Footballogue @Footballogue]

Ces suédois ont pris une baguette de pain en otage et menacent de lui faire du mal si les Bleus gagnent contre la Suède ce soir !!! 😱 🥖

Très drôle 😂

(Insta : opassande / via @NordiskFootball)

[Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_es]

Becca 🫂

#CopaMundialFIFA

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle have just emailed Barcelona to politely remind them that there are no refunds for Anthony Gordon, even with a receipt.

[Matt Wilson @Matt_Wilson89]

Anthony Gordon might be the most insufferable left winger since Greta Thunberg.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[papii 🀄️ @idanpapii]

Throwback to when this pitch invader somehow made it onto the pitch, scored, and joined the celebration with the team like it was all part of the plan… and somehow, nobody noticed. 😂

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Throwback to when Harry Kane was a wrestler in the 90s

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

Da fuq?!!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

It's DR Congo's first World Cup game in 52 years, so we humbly reintroduce their statue superfan 🇨🇩

He stands still all game in homage to the country's revered first prime minister, Patrice Lumumba, and was even included in the official WC delegation 🐆

[Islam Invasion 🚨 @IslamInvasion]

Warning: Evidence reveals English police knew about rape gangs but were ordered not to act, enabling horrific crimes against children.

This betrayal must end. Justice for the victims now.
250,000 girls abused, yet only a handful got arrested. Betrayed!

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

rabiot on the pitch in senegal vs france

[目頭 @Awakend_Citizen]

おっぱいガン見してるところを全世界に中継されたオッサンの今後が気になる

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

Honestly, I absolutely hate to be that 'better in my day' guy, but it's a sorry state of affairs when the Brazil centre forward plays for fucking Brentford.

[Godrules1 @GodRulesIRL]

Someone just uploaded a Video where he is displaying the full body of a DEAD BIGFOOT!!!🫈

What’s even crazier is that he’s claiming that Bigfoot has Psychic Powers such as Telepathy!

He also believes that it is Interdimensional and can travel back and forth in between Realms!

[Alan David Dawkins @ALDD1973]

@theadelites Jacket and jumper is not up for sale yet

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

#LUFC 2026-27 away shirt

[Interesting Universe @InterestingUni]

The blobfish looks grumpy only because of decompression when brought to the surface.

Deep underwater, it looks like a normal fish. Its jelly-like body helps it survive extreme ocean pressure.

Found near Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand, it became famous after being photographed during a deep-sea expedition in 2003.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

80s kids:
Mum, the ice cream van is outside, can I get a Screwball?
80s mum:
No, have a choc ice from the freezer that i bought from Bejam the other week"
80s kids:

[Alan David Dawkins @ALDD1973]

@hicasamadim 72