alex

nothing much

[alex @ALEXnWNDRLAND]

just got back on here for the first time in ages… why the hell did they move the heart button?

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

vogue wasnt capping around with this one

[ً @prinkasusa]

getting older is WILD. one wrong pillow angle and suddenly your NECK is filing for DISABILITY

[xy @homeostaxy]

It’s so hot when a guy is really pathetically miserable and suicidal but not in a performative way

[Home Malone @Conankunte]

Three things I love the most:
1) walking
2) public transport
3) walking to take public transport

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

The longer you grind, the more you realize people look exactly like the choices they make everyday. You can’t fake effort.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

bro, are you driving a washing machine???

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

my favorite s*x position is the one where they’re down ᵗᵒ ᵍʳᵒʷ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ

[doomer @uncledoomer]

who on earth keeps making these

[atlas @reatlashype]

You're not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

when he still likes u after acting crazy

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Retail workers just fell to their knees

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

He is not sorry for his comments, he is sorry his coins were being affected because of his asinine comments.