april 🌺

[april 🌺 @ALEisenschink]

Is the Coney Island hot dog eating competition on 4th of July a sport?

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Update: he received a taco-man

[ian @itsianraymond]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

just in case no one tells you today…..you’re worth having around. you’re worth committing to. you’re worth appreciating. you’re worth loving…

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[brooke @ladyefron]

Could I interest any normal boys in liking me on hinge

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

I was feeling sad for how someone treated me, but then I remembered I treat people well, I am thoughtful, that’s a reflection of me. How people treat me is not mirror of my worth or what I deserve.

May I keep remembering that.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

when the sun is shining and i’m walking around with a little beverage it’s like ok maybe life is worth living

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i was not prepared for the fact that when you start setting boundaries people go absolutely feral

[trash jones @jzux]

so excited for the second worst month of the year (january) to end. now it’s time for the worst month of the year (february)

[a goose @nikkifranki]

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think it’s actually very brave to go on a date when you could be murdered or they could be into crypto or something

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human only brought one little bag. on our walk. so naturally. i had to poop twice. they are in shambles

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the best thing about having the worst year of your life is every time something bad happens you're just like "well at least i'm not dead! 😃" and that's just who you are now

[trash jones @jzux]

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

your in his dms, i wish i never knew him

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i will never be stable. that’s for a horse

[trash jones @jzux]

“it’s not about the destination it’s about the journey ❤️” ok well the journey’s been pretty bad actually