DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKED THIS IS RIGHT NOW?
A guy who somehow got pardoned in 2024 after a whole list of insane scandals is now apparently trying to launch a shitcoin around… his laptop.
another IQ test + fresh food for the masses
the whole pitch is he’s going to help people who got rekt on the TRUMP memecoin. that’s the stated goal. distribute tokens to the wallets that ate that launch.
just look at the lore:
• cocaine, crack era, kicked out of the Navy Reserve
• laptop full of drug photos + prostitutes + sensitive emails
• millions spent on escorts while high
• Burisma board member while his father was VP
• alleged Chinese business dealings + millions in payments
• tax issues + lying on a gun form about drug use
• convicted on federal charges
• pardoned by his own father
• oct 2020 rudy on newsmax saying the laptop had underage photos, a text about a 14yo on facetime, then walking the files into delaware pd. no case. just sat there with the rest of it
• and somehow people are already talking about this guy as a possible name for the next presidential election
and now we’re turning the crack, the laptop, the pardon AND the “I will save TRUMP bags” speech into a fucking token.
what are we even doing
Public spending their own hard earned money on Temu?
“Wasteful.”
Government blowing tax money on unqualified, unneeded political appointees, vanity projects and SOE hires?
“Essential”
Absolutely shameless!!!