Marie Campos

I’m that person no one responds to in the group chat so I have to Tweet instead

[Marie Campos @ALLCAPSMARIE]

Murder traps are getting tempting!

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Toddlers, drunk people, people 75+ all act the same

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There’s too many communication channels these days and I don’t get how anyone’s keeping up!!!

Like sorry I didn’t respond to your email from 24 hours ago?! PLEASE DON’T TEXT ME, LEAVE ME VOICEMAILS, AND BUMP EMAILS ESP WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN URGENT! 😫

[Marie Campos @ALLCAPSMARIE]

Ok so I love cottage cheese now

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Kind of annoyed that I now love all the foods I used to hate including yogurt, olives, and honey. I will absolutely lose it if I become a cottage cheese person next

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This apple vendor gave me an apple slice because “you look weak”

SIR

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I tell ya temperature goes above 70 for a few days and Minnesotans don’t know how to act smh

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To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

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My favorite time to go to Costco is during the SuperBowl

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HELP MY TWITTER ACCOUNT S AN ANNOYING TEENAGER #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Today’s edition of - what happens when I try to eat a healthy snack

Sorry I couldn’t save you pita

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Was just bragging out how my immune system must be off the charts because I’m never sick and still haven’t gotten Covid AND THEN I get food poisoning 🙃

2023 really out here humbling me…

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It took 5 winters, 2 ft of snow, and an overly confident parking attempt but it happened… My car got stuck 😫

S/O to the 2 gentleman that helped me get out and refused to take any money 🥲

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Happy 2023!!! If you went to high school with me, first off sorry and second fill out this form

https://t.co/HopyxzmzWG

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How random is it that I’ve been playing way too much 2048

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Only in the Bay would you call a regular Lyft and get picked up by a driver in a Model Y who jokes about charging you $50 for manually closing the trunk

[$NOT @snot]

I thought yt meant YouTube bruh.

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ATTN: FHS C/O 2013 we are old

https://t.co/Hopyxzn7Me

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Witnessing 11:11 on 11/11 has gotta be good luck right?!

Featuring my fave “podcast” this year - Second Date Update

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!!! I too will NEVER get rid of my cds

[BRAD ESPOSITO @bradesposito]

respect this mother

[Marie Campos @ALLCAPSMARIE]

People will swear saying y’all is too cringe and country for them UNTIL ITS FALL