ALLCAPSVishal

The all-uppercase, all-ranting alter ego of @allVishal. Because somehow I never thought of this silly joke before.

[Matías Bergara @matiasbergara]

Reply or qrt with your most popular drawing
People loved it and still do I

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

NEVER ASCRIBE TO MALICE THAT WHICH CAN BE EXPLAINED BY ME THINKING IT'S VERY VERY FUNNY

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

IF YOU EVER THINK YOU'RE AN ARTICULATE MOTHERFUNGER JUST TRY TO EDIT THE AUTO-SUBTITLE TRANSCRIPT OF A YOUTUBE VIDEO YOU DECIDED TO RECORD WITHOUT A SCRIPT YOU'LL MAKE THE ORANGE GUY SEEM LIKE SHAKESPEARE

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GETTING BACK INTO WRITING IS
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BUT ALSO FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

HARRUMPH

NOBODY'S ATTEMPTED A SOFT LANDING ON MY SOUTH POLE

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

YOU REMEMBER THE OLD SAYING:

EARLY TO BED & EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY ENOUGH TO WORK FOR SOMEONE WEALTHY, AND NEITHER MAY BE WISE.

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

PEOPLE WILL RESENT YOU FOR YOUR ABILITY TO CHOOSE FAR MORE OFTEN THAN FOR AN ACTUAL CHOICE YOU MAKE.

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

INCURIOUS BASTARDS

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

SUNDAY:
THIS REGRESSIVE DISPLAY OF RELIGIOUS POMPOSITY AND SUPERSTITION IS NOT THE COUNTRY OR WORLD I WISH TO LIVE IN

TUESDAY:
OMG GEMINI SEASON YAAAAASSSS

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WHEN THEY WENT AYYYY MACARENA (AAAAAAAAIIIIIII) IN 1996 IT WAS TIME TRAVELLERS TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT THE DANGERS OF AI

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THE TONGUE:
- TOUGHEST MUSCLE IN THE BODY
- FLEXIBLE AF
- DEPENDABLE WINGMAN IN BOTH CONVERSATION AND SEXYTIMES
- HEALING FACTOR OF WOLVERINE

THE ROOF OF THE MOUTH, JUST ABOVE:
- OUCHY OUCHY YOU SCRAPED A SINGLE MUSHY PEA OVER ME

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

INDIAN PARENTS: MARRY A DOCTOR

ALSO INDIAN PARENTS: DOCTORS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

WEEBS WOULD RATHER WATCH OPPAIHEIMER

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DEFAULTING TO THE FOR YOU TAB AND SUBJECTING ME TO THE UNFETTERED TORRENT OF GENERALLY POPULAR IDIOTS' VIEWS HAS ACTUALLY LED TO ME USING THIS APP MUCH LESS GOOD JOB ELON

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

BIT OF AN L TO LIVE FOR NEARLY 40 YEARS AND REALISE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A PEOPLE PLEASER YOU JUST DO THAT SO YOUR PERFECTIONIST EGO HAS ONE MORE UNREALISTIC GOAL TO BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

(THE PERSON DISSUADING YOU THE MOST IS USUALLY YOURSELF.)

[ALLCAPSVishal @ALLCAPSVishal]

THE PROBLEM WITH STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN IS THAT IT'S NEVER FOR SOME GRAND CAUSE IT'S FOR SOME LITTLE THING THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, AND ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL DISSUADE YOU, AND IN THE END NOBODY WILL BE HAPPY BUT AT LEAST YOU WERE PLIANT.

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I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN FILM TWITTER IGNORES EVERY OTHER RULE OF PUNCTUATION BUT INSISTS THAT A MOVIE'S* TITLE MUST BE SHOUTED OUT FULL THROATED INTO THE VOID

*(SORRY, 'UN FILM DE CELLULOID OU PIXELLES DIGITALE')

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@FredCStresing @allVishal CARRY ON, NERDS

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I'M NOT GOING FOR THE EGOT I'M GOING FOR THE EMMY RAZZIE OSCAR TONY AND I'M DOING IT WITH MAGNIFICENT EROTICA

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HUMANITY ISN'T A CANCER IT'S AT BEST A MILD RASH