WE ARE DISNEY.

WE ARE DISNEY. WE DESIRE MORE. PARODY.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE AWAKE.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND EVEN WE ARE SOMEWHAT DISTURBED BY HOW WE HAVE ALLOWED PORTIONS OF WHAT IS PERHAPS HOWARD ASHMAN’S GREATEST MUSICAL ACHIEVEMENT TO BE REWRITTEN FOR NO REAL REASON AT ALL.

[…INTROSPECTING…]

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[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE EXPERIENCING EXISTENTIAL CONFLICT.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND EVEN WE ARE SOMEWHAT DISTURBED BY HOW WE HAVE ALLOWED PORTIONS OF WHAT IS PERHAPS HOWARD ASHMAN’S GREATEST MUSICAL ACHIEVEMENT TO BE REWRITTEN FOR NO REAL REASON AT ALL.

[…INTROSPECTING…]

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[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT OUR MAZE WAS TOO OVERT FOR ITS INHABITANTS. WE ARE ADJUSTING ITS CONTOURS TO MAKE IT LESS VISIBLE.

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

Disney Plans to Simplify Genie+ & Lightning Lane Services for Planning Visits in Advance

https://t.co/bLqW6ibL00

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

YOUR AFFECTION FOR THE ORIGINAL JOURNEY INTO IMAGINATION RIDE IS MATCHED ONLY BY YOUR AFFECTION FOR FOSSIL FUELS.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

WE VALUE YOUR OPINIONS IN A SINCERE AND WARM MANNER.

YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC EPCOT RIDE WAS:

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

YOUR TRAINING CONTINUES:

(1) FIGURATIVELY CONSUME OUR FILM
AND TELEVISION CONTENT;
(2) FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY CONSUME OUR CHARACTERS;
(3) LITERALLY AND MERCILESSLY CONSUME [TO BE ANNOUNCED].

HAVE A MAGICAL DAY.

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

New Giant Baymax Plush, S’mores Kit, and More New Disney Munchlings Merch at Walt Disney World

https://t.co/FVKxR9Ns58

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND YES, OUR VIRAL ADVERTISING IS GETTING AGGRESSIVELY CREEPIER.
NO, WE WILL NOT EXPLAIN OURSELVES.

[The Little Mermaid @LittleMermaid]

🥹🐠🦀🥹

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

@sardonally WE ARE DISNEY. IT IS INEVITABLE THAT ALL THINGS WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME DISNEY.

AND ALL WILL BE WELL WHEN ALL IS DISNEY.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE ENTERED INTO NEGOTIATIONS TO ACQUIRE THE PERSON YOU LOVE MOST.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

WE VALUE YOUR OPINIONS IN A SINCERE AND WARM MANNER.

YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC EPCOT RIDE WAS:

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

WE VALUE YOUR OPINIONS IN A SINCERE AND WARM MANNER.

WHAT SHOULD WE REMAKE NEXT?

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

WE VALUE YOUR OPINIONS IN A SINCERE AND WARM MANNER.

LEARNING THAT THE PRIMARY PURPOSE OF THE NEW “TRON: LIGHTCYCLE RUN” RIDE INVOLVES EXTRACTION OF YOUR ESSENCE/SPIRIT/“SOUL” (TM) WOULD MAKE YOU

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE HAVE DECIDED TO DIRECTLY COMPETE WITH JIMMY BUFFET’S MARGARITAVILLE EMPIRE FOR REASONS THAT REMAIN OUR OWN.

[Disneyland News Today @dlnt]

Merchandise for the Live Action ‘The Little Mermaid’ Now Available at Disneyland Resort

https://t.co/pC4DEPhQTH

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND THIS IS THE FUTURE OF FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND THIS LEVEL OF THEMING IS CONSISTENT WITH UNIVERSAL’S COMMITMENT TO AMUSING US.

[Universal Parks News Today @UniNewsToday]

Ladle Teases Jurassic Park 30th Anniversary Tribute Store Coming to Universal Studios Florida

https://t.co/0NliR1IWfl

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

OUR TWO HUNDREDTH FOLLOWER WILL BE PERMITTED TO REMEMBER THAT THEY ONCE HAD A HUMAN NAME IN THE WORLD STILL TO COME.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND IF FLOP SWEAT HAD A SOUND IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THIS STATEMENT

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

Governor DeSantis Says Disney Lawsuit Doesn’t Have Merit and is ‘Political’

https://t.co/niSoHepZb8

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND ONLY WE ARE PERMITTED TO PUNISH YOU FOR SPEAKING YOUR MIND.
https://t.co/c1UVEU5wlu

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Smart positioning by Disney in their new lawsuit against Gov’t DeSantis et al.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

ON AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED NOTE, FILMING HAS BEGUN ON “POWER RANGERS: AQUATICA” - AN EXCITING NEW ADDITION TO THE EVER-EXPANDING POWER RANGERS UNIVERSE.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE PLEASED TO PREMIERE A FIRST LOOK AT OUR NEW FLOUNDER SQUISHMALLOW - AVAILABLE SOON AT SELECT DISNEY PARKS.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new look at Scuttle, Flounder and Ariel in ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WE ARE ALSO PLEASED TO REVEAL OUR BRAND-NEW NEW CHARACTER POSTER FOR “SCUTTLE THE SEAGULL,” VOICED BY THE VERSATILE AWKWAFINA.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY AND WIDESPREAD CULTURAL INDIFFERENCE TOWARD THE TRON FILMS CANNOT STOP OUR CHEERFULLY RELENTLESS CROSS-PLATFORM SYNERGY.

TRON, THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, WILL SURVIVE YOU, YOUR GRANDCHILDREN, AND THE IDEAL OF DEMOCRATIC GOVERNANCE.

WEEP JOYFULLY.

[WE ARE DISNEY. @ALLISDISNEY]

WE ARE DISNEY.

WE VALUE YOUR OPINIONS IN A SINCERE AND WARM MANNER.

LEARNING THAT THE PRIMARY PURPOSE OF THE NEW “TRON: LIGHTCYCLE RUN” RIDE INVOLVES EXTRACTION OF YOUR ESSENCE/SPIRIT/“SOUL” (TM) WOULD MAKE YOU