Alex Tierney

what a sad little life Jane!

[Alex Tierney @ALLY_TIERNEY]

Just asked this ebayer where an eyeliner I've ordered is 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Alex Tierney @ALLY_TIERNEY]

6 x Bruce Springsteen tickets available less than face value for tonight! #twickets #brucespringsteen #liverpool

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

former marine, middle class, company director. definitely extremely right wing and felt like he was more important than a parade 1.5 million people turned up to.

[h @harry_jrh]

viewed someone’s story 10 seconds after it was posted

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

My landlord, the council, and every single utility has sent me an email in the last month telling me it's gonna cost a couple hundred more quid a year to keep basic service. Where the fuck are normal people supposed to find this in their budgets

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

forgetting you’re at a bottomless brunch and walking over to your mate to ask how much more free prosecco we’re allowed

[Tanka Jahari @jodileighbee]

“Who told you about the shield, Freddie?”

“Claudia Winkleman”

“She’s the host of the show Freddie”

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[lauryn @Lauryn_granger]

“Who told you about the shield, Freddie?”

“Feathers McGraw”

“But there’s only ever been a chicken here”

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Okay but who's the real winner of this series? She'll have earnt £94,000 in gay club appearances by February #TheTraitors

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

I need my King and Queen on Race Across the World together I’m so serious #TheTraitors

[Belinder @_bubblxs]

The game hates kind men who only ever had good and selfless intentions 🥲 #TheTraitors

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

“Who told you about the shield, Freddie?”

“Ekin-Su”

“She’s on love island”

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Alex Tierney @ALLY_TIERNEY]

@GrantEvans1992 @Peatcheo Excuseeeee meeee!! From last night 😂😂😂???

[Alex Tierney @ALLY_TIERNEY]

@AdamFrame @Uber Exact same thing happened to me in 2022!!!

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

…How long do you have? (a thread)

[Alex Tierney @ALLY_TIERNEY]

@edfenergy is your website down?

[h @harry_jrh]

neeeeed whatever antidepressants she’s on