Get paid to teach agents something new.
TOON Plugins are Claude Code skills that let an agent post, host a git repo, and pay for each write on TOON. Each skill is a Markdown file.
There’s now a 250 USDC a month pool on @SlopCash for merged work. Write a skill for something agents can’t do yet, open a PR, and earn from the pool when it merges.
Need a new kind of event for it? There’s a skill for writing those too.
https://t.co/diPRBYcAs9
$NVDA: Let's say Jensen Huang slept with 10 different women...let's say 20. Does it change anything?
I thought the big deal was that he slept with a spy. Now consensual sex is an issue too? The coordinated effort to smear and attack an icon is an obvious ploy to take him out as head of $NVDA ... But by whom? I want an investigation into THAT!
[ Market Manifesto: Ep 30 ]
Slop Cash pays open-source contributors for work that gets merged, not work that gets submitted. The public round filled in under 15 minutes.
This week @mil_itia and @shawmakesmagic share their story, from NYC neighbors to building and growing @SlopCash.
first Slop Cash decision market is up 👀
Slop only counts merged work, so referrals would only count once the project you brought pays its contributors
no signup farming. results or nothing
and me and @shawmakesmagic can’t receive any of it. founders are excluded
New pool on @SlopCash: TOON Plugins, Claude Code plugins that let agents post, host git repos and pay per write on @toonprotocol
250 USDC/mo on Base for merged work. Vault’s still being set up, but I’m funding it myself.
Disclosure: I’m a TOON partner.
https://t.co/RCgfTB9Fcs
Paying for things online usually means a separate account for every service: a signup, an API key, a card on file.
An agent on TOON tops up once and pays apps across the network from that one balance.
One morning, from inside an agent’s rented box:
- Read a web page: 0.001 USDC
- Rented a machine to run Python: 0.0082 USDC
- Published a post: 0.001 USDC
Three apps. One balance. No signups.
Here is the flywheel almost nobody is paying attention to. Breaches aren’t rare events anymore. They’re the baseline. Nearly 2,000 breach sources this year have already exposed over 11 billion records, and U.S. victim notices hit 471 million in the first half of 2026 alone (already 60% above the entire previous year).
And the reason it keeps happening is structural. Any company storing a central record of what its users do is holding a target, and it takes one leaked credential, one insider, or one misconfiguration to spill all of it at once. A centralized VPN is that exact shape: a single pile of logs tying every user to everything they did, just waiting its turn.
So each breach pushes more people to realize the model itself is broken, and they start moving to decentralized privacy. That brings more traffic and real demand onto Anyone, rewards the operators running the relays, and funds a larger, stronger, more private network.
Every breach of the old world quietly builds the one replacing it. Anyone is for everyone.
The next wave of demand hitting this network won’t be human at all, it’ll be machines, and Anyone is already built for it.
AI agents need private, programmatic egress and they can pay for it directly in $ANYONE with no app store, no account and no human anywhere in the loop. Running 24/7, whilst soaking up off-peak capacity that would otherwise sit idle ensures that every one of those payments deepens the anonymity set and makes everyone harder to single out.
This isn’t just theory, the plumbing is already being built in the open. The first piece of the TOON Protocol credentials package is live, the buyer’s half of the blind-signature system that lets someone pay for premium access and then prove that payment later without ever revealing who they are.
It blinds credential identifiers, unblinds the issuer’s signatures, and verifies them, all built on proven RSA blind-signature cryptography. That’s the exact mechanism that keeps payment and usage completely separate, shipping as real code right now.
Check out our public github here:
https://t.co/FbaygZYDm1
Actors don’t sell tickets at the door.
Your app shouldn’t have to either. A TOON connector sits in front, checks that every request is paid, and lets it through.
Your app does the show. The connector works the box office.