@ALPHAMALEisME

I'm the Alpha Male. If you're a female in need of my masculinity, I'm here. Tweet me!

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I saw Judd Hirsch trending and my chest got tight because I thought something bad had happened.
#Taxi

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And she will be singing about me for quite some time afterwards!

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Gonna sing about this woman tomorrow. Oh Hell Yeah!

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Got my mojo working

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Best account anywhere in the world is https://t.co/7s5K6Ft7Jy

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WTF

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Wait

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OK, hello to you too, stupid

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Well, everyone but that musical idiot @Tostono

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Hi everyone

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@Tostono @JoeyStyles Hey stupid. Beethoven was a composer not a piano player. You mean Billy Joel. Moron.

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There are many others like it but this one is mine.

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This is my Male. Um, wait.

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I am the Alpha Male!