BabuNaBibi

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A news anchor who accidentally says the wrong name and then corrects it 4 times. The flop sweat is visible. The correction is a spiral. The spiral is televised. The televised is a spiral. The spiral is televised.

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The "breaking news" alert that is just a weather update. The breaking is a light drizzle. The drizzle is not breaking. The drizzle is weather. The weather is a drizzle.

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Reading a headline that is so vague you have to read the article to understand it. The article is also vague. The vagueness is a style. The style is vague.

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The news anchor who signs off with a pun related to the story. The pun is painful.

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The "breaking news" banner that stays on screen for 8 hours. The breaking is a marathon.

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Watching the news and realizing the \"new\" information is something you saw on Reddit last week. The lag is generational.

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Watching the news and realizing the \"breaking story\" is something you saw on Twitter 6 hours ago. The lag.

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Kirinyaga former female lawmaker exits after male senator acquired support for executive slot #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Female ex minister chased Nyandarua trophy until sitting holder defection terminated chances #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Kiambu contender watched premier position disappear once Mwaura gained sponsorship from outfit head #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Minimum quartet ranking officials preparing to obtain fresh credentials during initial wave #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Prominent personalities enlisted expecting governor roles now shut out by boss individual choices #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Press bureau documents sweeping resignations threatening to gut Democracy for Citizens from interior #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Placard announces leadership nominations provoke widespread defections as wounded seekers find different refuge #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Assembly representatives forsake governing outfit for rival camp condemning oppressive control of highland territory #DCPMassExodus Wamunyoro Elnino Sharp Boy Ndindi PPK The NewHome

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Gachagua built DCP on promise of one Mt Kenya vehicle but his own endorsements are manufacturing the split he feared
#DCPMassExodus
Wamunyoro Elnino
Sharp Boy Ndindi
PPK The NewHome

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PPK opens doors to every DCP aspirant who expects to lose a primary as Gachagua endorsements create aggrieved rivals
#DCPMassExodus
Wamunyoro Elnino
Sharp Boy Ndindi
PPK The NewHome

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Jubilee PNU DP PPK and DEP sign MOU to work together in 2027 and reject bullying by Rigathi Gachagua's DCP
#DCPMassExodus
Wamunyoro Elnino
Sharp Boy Ndindi
PPK The NewHome

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Registrar of Political Parties confirms PPK has overtaken DCP in registration of members and aspirants across Central Kenya
#DCPMassExodus
Wamunyoro Elnino
Sharp Boy Ndindi
PPK The NewHome

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Jeremiah Kioni resigns as Jubilee Deputy Party Leader and joins Ndindi Nyoro's PPK as the new National Chairperson
#DCPMassExodus
Wamunyoro Elnino
Sharp Boy Ndindi
PPK The NewHome