ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor

The Cartoon Dog Sponsor of the award-winning short film company that created The Depression of Detective Downs, Not Until You Dance, & Tomb Hackers.

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Secretly #Depressed? Watch the film that was made from 100% depression, has zero aftertaste, & has humor sprinkled in to make the hurt feel better.

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@ThatCheerMomOfX 🤣🤣

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@FatKidDeals Was it good?

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@mariana057 🤣

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"You passed! Do you want Marty with his OBD2 Scanner or Marty with his oil drain pan?!"

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How come when you don't pass emissions they give you all this paperwork about finding a mechanic, but when you pass, they give you nothing? I want them to give everyone a plush toy named Marty Emission who's dressed like a mechanic, as a thank you gift!

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From now on, if someone's drinking alcohol, I only want to refer to it as an adult beverage. I want all drinks categorized this way. If I'm having a Coke, I want it referred to as a casual beverage. After a colonoscopy, I want the nurse to call a juice box a kid beverage.

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@EllieBaby79 It actually tastes like pistachios?

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Lately when I strongly disagree with something, I've been going around like Denzel in "John Q" saying, "No! I REJECT THAT OUT OF HAND!"

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@CourtSunnyYay I hate the weight gain with depression meds. It's supposed to help you not feel depressed, but gaining weight makes you feel depressed.

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@imcorinnemec @TravisLipski I recently enjoyed both your performances in "The Wrong Stepfather" and "The Wrong Cheerleader Coach." Both characters you played seemed completely opposite. The one in 'Coach' seemed more quiet and nervous. And the one in 'Stepfather' was completely nuts.

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@mericanaf7 If you have a condition like IBS that would prevent you from being able to sit for hours without use of a bathroom, you can get a doctor's note to be excused.

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@AmandaDannielle Someone who loves to click things.

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I had to get away from my co-worker. He was driving me nuts, making fun of other co-workers because he didn't think they understood some technical issue well enough. I'm nobody special to be putting other people down. I don't know everything either. Hate that stuff.

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@ItsAllGoodrow Ah, makes sense.

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@CourtSunnyYay I still got the "Southside" CD single.

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@bklyngirl42 Why stop at 5?

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@cosasdech1cass I've been doing it all wrong.

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@disneytipsguy This could go bad real fast!

Character: So where's your wife?

Guest: She's umm...not here right now.

Character: She's on a ride?

Guest: No, just...

Character: She's where?

Guest: SHE LEFT ME, OKAY?! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE WENT TO SEA WORLD TODAY!

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@zentwo0 It hurts your face muscles.